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Oh, Britney!
After a sleepless Friday night into Saturday morning, you make us feel like doing this!

She’s Driving Us Crazy!
Britney must be reading our website and is fucking with us.“She changed her mind,” says our source. “She’s going to Vegas now!”It’ll be interesting to see what state she’s in when she does arrive!We’re sure the official excuse will be that she “missed her flight” or some bullshit like that to explain her late arrival.

You Read It Here First!
Britney has flaked on Vegas for sure.“She’s 100% not going,” a source very close to Spears tells PerezHilton.com exclusively.The trainwreck is not starting off her “comeback” on good footing!Spears was scheduled to be at the grand opening of the new LAX nightclub at the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas.

No Show????
Sources close to Britney Spears tell us she’s thisclose to flaking on her commitment to appear at the grand opening of LAX at the Luxor hotel in Las Vegas on Friday night.Stay tuned to see if she actually makes it!Fingers crossed, y’all.[Image via Mavrix Online.]

If You Live In Atlanta…
Sources tell us that Usher is currently at the Chateau Elan resort in Brasselton - just outside of the ATL - and that is where his wedding to Tameka Foster will be held tomorrow.Go on down and tell him and Janet and all the other celebrity guests that Perez says hello!

A Song For Lindsay Lohan
This gem is from earlier this summer, but we just discovered it.During one of her legendary improvs, the Goddess that is Tori Amos sang a song about Lindsay Lohan!!!Click here to listen to the brazilliance.Lyrics below!“Just a little chatI need to haveWhen I was 21 do you think I had a bag of cocainein my [...]

Listen To This: Just Because
A different spin on a modern classic!Sia’s Breathe Me is one of our favorite songs of all time.Like a sundae drenched in hot fudge, this re-interpretation by UPENN’s Off The Beat vocal group is just exquisite and scrumptious.Enjoy it below. And, remember, Perez is your friend and hopefully this website warms you up a bit.xoxo

He Fails At Life
Sources tell us that….Brandon Davis was at the DMV in Van Nuys, California, on Friday morning taking the written driving test, and he FAILED.Is he good at anything?He does quite well in rehab!

Separated At Birth
Left: the cover of Mariah Carey’s 1995 Fantasy single. Right: the cover of Celine Dion’s new album, out in November.

Quote Of The Day: Kanye Responds
“Steppin’ outside of the game… If I was just a fan of music, I would think that I was the number one artist in the world .”- Kanye West, Friday morning on Arizona’s Johnhay and Rich radio show

He Did It More Than Once!
Andy Dick must be seriously into watersports!The un-funny man was given a ticket by police in Columbus earlier this week for urinating in public.Sources tell PerezHilton.com that he also urinated on a few people at a couple of nightclubs - against their will.They should file charges!CLICK HERE to see the uncensored photo of Andy going [...]

Fill In The Blank
Slutty gets into a fight with a paparazzo, Thursday night in London.Sienna Miller is yelling at a photographer __________.

Dita Goes Blonde!
Well, not really, but Miz Von Teese did rock this blond wig in a photo shoot for an upcoming issue of Mexico City’s Spot magazine.She is still a raven-haired beauty in real life, though, but we’d love to see her a ginger![Image by Mike Ruiz.]

MORE New Music From Britney!
Now this is the hot shit!Britney’s new single - Gimme More - THE REMIX!Featuring T.I., this version is even better than the original.THIS is the one they are going to be playing all over radio, we can sense it.Ch-ch-check it out!

We Love Her Lots, But…..
Who is this? And what have they done with our favorite French-Canadian?This is the cover of Celine Dion’s new album, out this fall.She should have hired Mariah’s retoucher!!!P.S. Celine’s new record comes out on November 13th, the same day that Britney’s new album drops.It will be the diva showdown!Which album will you buy on November [...]

This Sucks!
Gay marriages in Iowa have been halted until the state Supreme Court can hear an appeal on allowing same-sex unions.Booooo!!!!!Boooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

How Do We Say This Delicately???
Panic At The Disco’s Ryan Ross celebrated his 21st birthday at Pete Wentz’s New York City bar, Angels & Kings, on Thursday night.Uhmmm, dude, that headband is totally gay.And that’s not a bad thing![Photo by Jamie McCarthy via Getty Images.]

Team Perez!
We can’t thank you guys enough. We are totally FEELING your love these days. It’s palpable!Thank you all so much for your encouragement on Celebrity Rap Superstar.And thanks to Big Boi for seeing the potential in P-Nasty!Next week is going to be fire. Even better than this one.Why? Because we got to pick our song [...]

Look At My Boobs
Nicole Richie is enjoying having breats for the first time in years!The mom-to-be showed off her lovely lady lumps while on a Jamba Juice run in LA on Thursday.The baby’s not born yet, but we know Joel’s been sucking on those![Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Coming Soon
We hear that Justin Timberlake and Kelly Clarkson just taped OPRAH with Reba Mcentire, who performed from her new Duets CD.Expect it to air in mid-September

Is It Just Curiosity?
Britney’s new single, Gimme More, has been out less than 24 hours and it’s already doing well in radio.According to this report from Mediabase, which monitors airplay, Gimme More is already the #80 song in America.As days go by, expect it to get more spins and to make an even higher debut on the Billboard [...]

Life After Rehab
This is their attempt at being klassy and shiz.Professional porn star Mary Carey and amateur porn star/former professional wrestler Chyna happily posed for the paparazzi outside of restaurant Koi in West Hollywood on Thursday night.Holding your arm in front of your stomach just draws more attention to it, honey.The two pals recently finished a stint [...]

New Lil’ Mama!
Click here to check out Lil’ Mama’s brand spankin’ new video for G-Slide/Tour Bus.It’s poppin’!

Pretty Amazing
Gloria Estefan is celebrating her 50th birthday on Saturday.Yes, FIFTY.She’s still go it, though. The Queen of Miami is still young at heart and doesn’t look a day over 33 to us!Estefan looked glorious at the CD release party in South Beach on Wednesday for her new album, 90 Millas.Happy early birthday, Gloria.Here’s to 50 [...]

Don’t Mess With The Scientologists
The man attempting to extort over $1 million dollars from Tom Cruise has agreed to plead guilty to extortion.David Hans Schmidt, celebrity smut peddler, was trying to force the Mission Impossible star to pay him lots of money or he’d release stolen family photos.Schmidt faces up to two years in federal prison and a $250,000 [...]

O.J. In Demand
Though Barnes & Noble had previously stated that they would not be carrying O.J.Simpson’s new “fictionalized” memoir, If I Did It, the book retailers are now saying that they will sell it in their stores.But they won’t be promoting it, as if that’s supposed to make things better.Barnes & Noble spokeswoman Mary Ellen Keating said: [...]

Bummer!
Disney’s new Broadway-bound adaptation of The Little Mermaid is getting shiteous reviews across the boards.Sad.The show is not expected to open in New York until November, though, so hopefully they can change it A LOT while they’re currently workshopping it in Denver!

I’m Suing!
Oh, boy! The shiz has hit the fan!Yesterday, OK! magazine claimed that it had uncovered shocking allegations that Larry Birkhead is a shady and dishonest person.The mag says it will reveal its explosive findings in their new issue.Well, now Anna Nicole’s ex is firing back and threatening to sue OK! magazine.Birkhead claims that it’s OK! [...]

Fragile Little Flower
What a fucking pussy!David Beckham is injured again. An MRI exam confirmed on Thursday that he has sprained the medial collateral ligament in his knee.This comes after Becks missed many an LA Galaxy game due to an ankle injury.The old geezer is expected to be on the sideline for SIX weeks! That would place his [...]

Typical
Owen Wilson’s lawyer is denying multiple reports that the actor overdosed on Sunday, when he was rushed to the hospital.The attorney also said that the actor did not have his stomach pumped. His lawyer claims that Wilson had been taking anti-depressants, but was not aware of any other drugs in his system at the time [...]

We Can’t Handle It!
Angelina Jolie took her little Shiloh to the Central Park Zoo on Thursday.We just don’t know what to say.That baby is so adorable. We wanna puke![Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Is She Really Gonna Do It???
We thought for sure she was going to flake, but all indications now are that Britney Spears is going to lipsynch her little heart out at the MTV Video Music Awards next Sunday.The New York Daily News has new details about her VMA performance with illusionist Criss Angel.Angel will guide Spears in and out of [...]

Still Dead
The Wall Street Journal ran this article about Perez Hilton’s “fake news” on their front cover today.The only thing “fake” is that essay that was allegedly written by Castro about Clinton and Obama. Or any old video footage of him that may be released in the future, claiming to be “new.”You know what? We still [...]

SIGHting
Spotted: Mischa Barton in Hoboken, New Jersey, all over the place. She’s living there this summer!

The Fresh Prince Of Lompoc
Damn, Will Smith’s son is a hottie!Perezcious reader had a run-in with the actor on Thursday, and he was kind enough to send us some pics and tell us about the doting dad known as Big Willy.“Will Smith travelled up the California Coast today to the lackluster town of Lompoc, CA, today. He went [...]

Rock On!
An Iowa district court on Thursday ruled that gay and lesbian couples can legally marry can marry based on the state constitution’s guarantee of equal treatment.Yes! EQUALITY!Civil unions are not good enough! We need and deserve “marriage.” There is power in words!And, history has shown us that separate but “equal” does NOT work!!!

Quote Of The Day
“Its not possible for Kanye to beat me, I don’t know why I said that. Its like the teddy bear vs. the gorilla. Def Jam [West’s label] is going to buy about 200,000 of Kanye’s records. Kanye sucks, I’m going to be honest, he sounds like a robot, he has a robot record.”- 50 Cent, [...]

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