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New Music From Britney!
Let’s not talk about Britney’s trainwreck of a life for a moment. Instead, let’s focus on her music.Here is Radar, a song that is supposed to be on Spears’ new album, Blackout, due November 13th.The song is good. But it’s just good. It’s not very good and nowhere near great.Kinda disappointing, especially since the tune [...]

This Has To Stop!
Dear Courtney Love,We think you’re fab, but…….You are NOT Madonna, honey.Stop trying to be her!The rocker arrived at the Chanel show in Paris looking eerily similar to the Material Mom, something she’s been doing a lot lately.It’s totally creepy that you two are starting to look alike!xoxxPerezzzzz[Photo via Getty Images.]

If You Are Easily Offended…..
Then do not CLICK HERE!Warning: This post is actually very offensive. You have been warned. A new t-shirt, available at Threadless.

Headline Of The Week Weak
“BRITNEY MISSES THE FIRST VISITATION WITH HER BOYS!What an idiot! Read the article accompanying this headline…after the jump.Britney Spears was supposed to get her first, supervised visitation with her boys, Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, on the morning of Oct. 4 three days after she last saw them. But an insider tells Life [...]

Britney Is Retarded
Not only did Britney spend all of Thursday out and about, vamping to the paparazzi, but she made sure to change outfits a few times to give them all different shots.She may not be a good mother, but she sure knows how to work the media!There she is, Thursday night, with her new inseparable “friend” [...]

Boo!
Coco was inspired by the zebras for her ensemblage at the VH1 Hip Hop Honors in NYC on Thursday night.It’s cute, we guess, but we miss the Camel!Don’t U????

Grey’s Anatomy Continues To Tumble
What once was TV’s hottest show is sucking hard this season.And the proof is all in the ratings!Once again, Grey’s Anatomy was beat in the Neilsens by veteran show CSI. Up against GREY’S ANATOMY on ABC, a one hour THE OFFICE on NBC, DON’T FORGET THE LYRICS on FOX, and the season premiere of SUPERNATURAL [...]

Totally Gratuitous
Natalie Portman. Sigh.Here she is, ravishing in red, at the LA premiere of The Darjeeling Limited on Thursday night. We need more of her!

Can You Handle It????
This picture is like having sex. Sometimes it’s not pretty but it sure is hot!There’s so much heat here we feel like Britney’s kids after mommy left them out by the pool all day without any sunscreen on.We can’t take it! But it hurts so good.Three of our favorites in 1!Vicky B., Dita Von T. [...]

Guess The Bald Spot
It happens!Who is feeling the breeze on his scalp????CLICK HERE to find out![Images via Mr. Paparazzi.]It’s Prince William!The balding royal was out and about in London on Thursday night, hitting hot spot Boujis with on-again girlfriend Kate Middleton.He’s still hot! Right?

Quote Of The Day
“I’m totally addicted to Perez Hilton! He’s a highly entertaining person and has a wicked sense of humour. If I saw a picture of me on that site and Perez had written something awful about me, I really don’t know how I’d feel. It could be devastating but I guess it would depend on the [...]

Shirtless. Again.
Now that he’s all buff, he just can’t keep his clothes on!Marc Jacobs is on the cover of the new Arena Homme. And he’s all sorts of naked.Meow!

An Announcement Is Coming
Jennifer Lopez plans to announce her pregnancy at her hometown show in NYC’s Madison Square Garden this weekend, Page Six is reporting.We won’t hold our breath, though.Christina Aguilera is more likely to jump on stage at J. Lo’s concert and announce her own pregnancy!

Spice Girls News!
Click here to watch Geri Halliwell’s appearance on GMTV this morning, in which she drops some exciting new Spice Girls info!

Just Meh!
This is the best she could do for her own film premiere?At least she didn’t look bad!Janet Jackson was ‘cute’ in this satiny getup at the premiere of her new film, Tyler Perrys Why Did I Get Married?, Thursday night in LA.Many Janet fans are dissapointed with the superstar, who promised she would yet never [...]

Britney Needs To Be Hospitalized
How can her fans defend THIS????When she should be locked up in her house mourning the loss of her kids, Britney has gone out every single day this week. Her fans will likely say that it’s a good distraction for her to get out. Yeah, and smocking crack is a good distraction too!Click here to [...]

Suicide, What Suicide?
Owen Wilson is back to work!The actor, who attempted to take his life this summer, surprised everyone by showing up at the LA premiere of his new film, the Wes Anderson-directed The Darjeeling Limited, on Thursday night.Poor fella. He’s still looking beat as hell.He looks like Ellen DeGeneres after an all-night orgy at Dinah Shore [...]

Watch The New Britney Video!!!!
Click here to watch Britney’s Gimme More video.It’s sooooo bad!She spends the entire video on the stripper pole and those cheesy special effects and frenetic edits don’t distract from HOW BAD Britney is.It’s cool, though. We weren’t expecting much!