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The Birth Of A Monstar
Warning: to all natural born females….Jamie Foxx is coming for your vajayjay!The horndog actor was just awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. And, knowing him, he will probably be carrying around that commemorative mini-star with him everywhere he goes.Pussy magnet![Image via Mavrix Online.]

No Show
Despite speculation that she would be using the show as an opportunity to apologize for her painfully bad VMA performance, Britney Spears will not be making an appearance at the Emmy Awards this Sunday.“Britney Spears has no plans to appear on the Emmys this Sunday,” says a spokesperson for her label, Jive.Ughh. Hopefully the trainwreck [...]

Fill In The Blank
KFed attends a party at Vice Nightclub in LA on Thursday night.My favorite thing about Kevin Federline is ___________.[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Coming Soon
We have some very exciting news to share with you all….but you’ll have to wait until Monday.One of our dreams is becoming a reality!

KFed Set For Life!
Was Kevin Federline using his kids as a pawn to get more money from Britney????It sure seems that way!Spears’ attorney, Laura Wasser, filed paperwork on Friday that will make the failed rapper financially secure for the rest of his life.Per their pre-nuptial agreement, KFed’s spousal support was supposed to end in two months.According to the [...]

O.J.’s Confession
He did it….sorta!O.J. Simpson has confessed to taking sports memorabilia that belonged to him from a Vegas hotel room, but he is denying that he broke in to get it.Simpson says he was conducting a “sting operation” to collect his belongings when he was escorted into the room at the Palace Station casino.Uhmmm. Ya. Ok. [...]

Just Like Foxy
Troubled country singer Mindy McCready has been sentenced to a year in jail for probation violation.Dumb bitches get in trouble. Get a break. Get in trouble again. Get another break. Then you can only fuck your shiz up so many times before you do hard time!

Not So Blind Item
What reality TV chump alum, who recently spent some time in rehab, was drunk as a skunk and getting in to fights with people at an LA club on Thursday night????Lifes a beach!

Such A Busy Little Girl
He works hard for his money, honey.Zacquisha Efron is still whoring his hot little ass all over Europe.On Friday, the heavily made-up actor posed with his pretty pout at the Rome premiere of Hairspray.Shouldn’t he be home with his ‘girlfriend’ Vanessa Hudgens right now?She needs help!She’s even turning to Jesus![Photo via Getty Images.]

Star Makes Whoopi!
Meredith Vieira is set to return to The View in a few weeks, and now CourtTv has announced that Whoopi Goldberg will be a guest on Star Jones new talk show.The new View co-host will join the fired co-host on her September 21st episode.I am so excited to have my dear friend Whoopi Goldberg appear [...]

Quote Of The Day
“Shes meanMEAN. Shell have kids one day and she wont appreciate that crap.”- Britney Spears‘ cousin/bitch Alli Sims, on Sarah Silverman[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

What Do The Foxy Brown And William Hung Have In Common????
They are both on the same label!Ha ha ha ha!!!!

We Just Can’t Get Enough
THIS is the most amazing thing ever!(Don’t we say that every time???)

Guess The Celebrity
Somebody’s got some mad strength, flexibility and coordination?Whose working on her fitness? Upside down, y’all.And it ain’t Fergie!CLICK HERE for the surprising answer.She’s gotta keep the GyllenHO happy!Reese Witherspoon keeps her body tight with a workout in Santa Monica on Thursday.[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Hellooooo Kelly O!
Say hello to the new Kelly Osbourne!In the words of her mum, she’s a “skinny minny.”The reality TV alum is currently starring in the West End revival of Chicago (as Momma Morton) and the pounds have been melting off!Here she is, looking supper stylish and summery, walking her dog in London on Thursday.Lookin’ good![Image via [...]

Once A Crook, Always A Crook!
O.J. Simpson was questioned by police in Las Vegas on Thursday about his potential involvement in a casino hotel room break-in.The break-in was reported at the Palace Station casino and sports memorabilia is reportedly missing.Simpson was released and is believed to be in Las Vegas.“We don’t believe he’s going anywhere,” a police spokesman said.The investigators [...]

And All That Jazz
Tori Spelling and her husband, Dean McDermott, are currently “in talks” to star in the long-running Broadway revival of Chicago.When is Perez gonna star in his dream role, a revival of Hedwig?????That would rule!!!

If You Are Easily Offended…..
Then do not CLICK HERE!Eeek! Those freaky fuck contact lenses are not winning her over any new fans!Looking like a blonde Amy Winehouse, Courtney Love was photographed prowling the streets of London on Thursday night.We are cool with the mountain of fake hair, but, please lose those contacts![Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Are You Ready Dallas????
Surprise!!!!!Perezzzzz is in Texas AND we’re throwing a party tonight in Dallas!!!!Hell yeah, it’s gonna be peppered!We better see you there!!!!!Find out more info on our big soiree….after the jump!P.S. Sorry for all the exclamation marks! We’re just SO excited to be in Dallas for the first time ever!!!!!!Hollywood comes to Dallas for 1 night [...]

Fred Durst’s Secret Arrest!
Fred Durst was arrested and no one cared - a true sign of his Z list status.What was he booked for? Assault with a deadly weapon….his car!Documents exclusively obtained by Celeb TV show that the Limp Bizkit alum hit two L.A. residents with his vehicle on or about October 26, 2006. A criminal complaint filed [...]