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If You Are Easily Offended…..
Then do not CLICK HERE!Not only does Kim Kardashian look like 20 sailors came buckets up her nose, but we just can’t forgive those jeans!!!![Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

She Will Cut You!
Look at her!Heidi Klum is looking fierce, but she also scares the shit out of us.Her face is still and perfect in a totally creepy way and the hair is so stiff and tight we’re afraid it’s cutting off circulation to the brain.The fabulous mannequin was looking fabulously wooden at the Dreamball in Germany on [...]

Here We Go Again!
Can’t a lady be curvy without everybody saying she’s pregnant?Eva Mendes sparked spermination rumors when she was photographed leaving a prenatal yoga class earlier this week in LA.On Wednesday, the actress was spotted - more voluptuous than ever - on trendy Robertson Blvd.She’s Cuban! She’s supposed to look like that!But, if she is pregnant, then [...]

Farrah’s Cancer Update
Since her cancer has returned, Farrah Fawcett has (understandably) been laying very low.Now, comes comes news that the Charlie’s Angel alum is in Germany seeking alternative treatments.Uh, oh. Things must not be good!Craig Nevius, who produced Fawcett’s reality show Chasing Farrah and a friend of the star, tells People that that although Fawcett’s cancer has [...]

We’ve Heard It All Before
Bless her little heart!Disney star Miley Cyrus is trying her hardest to distance herself from whorish Disney family member Vanessa Hudgens.The Hannah Montana star responded to false reports of a pregnancy - she’s 14 years old - by telling TV’s Extra:“It’s given me the street cred to say that would be impossible, because Im living [...]

Filthy Whore
A thirsty (for attention) Britney Spears enjoys a lovely “beverage” in her car, Wednesday night in LA.Refreshing!Still thirsty?If you’re as big a Britney fan as we are, then click here to listen to Filthy Whore, a reinterpretation of the trainwreck’s new single by the legendary Miz Jackie Beat.[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Queen of the Charts
Kanye got his ass beat….by Reba McEntire!The country crooner’s new duets album, Reba Duets, is the number one album in America this week.Reba’s new album sold more than 300,000 copies in the first week more than double McEntire’s previous first-week sales high of 124,000 with It’s Your Call in 1992.Congratulations! This is as close [...]

You Better Work!
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again….It’s amazing what one song can do for a singer.This truly is Rihanna’s year!On Thursday, enjoying her international supertardom, she strutted her stuff down the catwalk for the Dsquared2 Spring/Summer 2008 collection presented in Milan, Italy.Beyonce is not ready for this jelly - she must be jealous!

SIGHting
Spotted: Britney Spears leaving a recording studio in LA on Wednesday night and getting into the passenger side of her car with what appeared to be a Margarita drink.In California, it is illegal to be in a vehicle with open booze in the car.God, we love this mess!

Despite The Shiteous Reviews…
The new Grey’s Anatomy spin-off, Private Practive, premiered well last night.The show, starring Kate Walsh, was the most-watched series premiere thus far this season. Another strong debut was NBC’s Bionic Woman, which also premiered on Wednesday. That show was the night’s top show among adults 18-49, the highly coveted demographic amongst advertisers.Hopefully both shows will [...]

Fill In The Blank
Today is a sacred day! Today is Avril Lavigne’s 23rd birthday! For this special occasion, I hope she gets __________ as a gift.[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

Back To Blonde
It was only temporary!Oh, the magic of movie making.Sarah Jessica Parker showed up to the set of Sex & The City on Tuesday as a brunette.By Wednesday, however, she was back to blonde (above).Good! Dark hair makes her look like an old donkey that needs to be euthanized![Photo via Getty Images.]

Here Comes The Bride
What was HE doing there?Kanye West surprised everyone by attending the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood party in LA on Wednesday night.He’s trying to sell more records!He’s not happy with close to a million the first week?The rapper was accompanied by his zexy fiancee, designer Alexis Phifer, who told Perez that she and Kanyeizzle were getting [...]

No Show
You can’t hide the pretty!We see you under that hat and behind those sunglasses, Zacquisha.Zefron spent Wednesday with his gal pal, Vanessa Hudgens, running errands and shiz.Despite being honored by Us Weekly in their new Hot Hollywood issue, Hudgens was a no show at their big bash Wednesday night.Guess she’s still embarrassed by everyone seeing [...]

From China, With Love
Josh Hartnett takes in the scenery at the Great Wall of China.Does anybody care about him still? He’s kinda like the poor man’s Heath Ledger!He needs to date someone famous. Get arrested. Or release a sex tape.Fast![Image via Mr. Paparazzi.]

Don’t Scare The Baby!
Say hello to Frances!Amanda Peet was spotted with her new daughter, Wednesday in LA. And it seems like the tot isn’t quite used to the paparazzi yet.Such a cute little chubster![Images via Mavrix Online.]

Dicktionary
Phrase of the day: Boog Suge, Lindsay Lohan’s nickname for cocaine.See below.

Lohan Stole My Coke!
Lindsay Lohan needs to work on her manners, in addition to her addictions.The rehab-ing actress is a drug thief!Jackass star Steve-O revealed on the Howard Stern show Wednesday morning that Lohan once stole his coke.The freaky comic, who laughed uncontrollably while saying he likes to inhale nitrous oxide from whipped cream cans, said Lohan took [...]

It’s Getting Serious Again
After cooling off earlier this summer, Jessica “Don’t Call Me Latina” Alba and her boyfriend, Cashole Warren, are heating things up and reaching a boil.The actress and the golddigger are so serious again that they went house-hunting in LA on Wednesday. The pair viewed numerous properties.Cashole must be making a lot of money to be [...]

Dropped!
Awww, poor Gay-C.He’s know Justin Timberlake, and he knows it!Former ‘Nsync member J.C. Chasez has just been dropped by his record label. However, he was attempting to spin things different at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Party on Wednesday night, telling reporters that he “mutually parted ways” with Jive Records.Uh huh!Gay-C is looking for a [...]

Quote Of The Day
“The other day in Paris I had these two young girls that just… couldn’t have been more than sixteen or seventeen years old just telling me I’m sexy. That was kind of bizarre. Very strange. To be a thirty year old man having a teenager say you’re sexy is like… thank you. I appreciate it? [...]

Get Well Soon!
David Beckham arrived in London on Thursday. Unfortunately, this trip back home was prompted by some sad news.The soccer star found out Wednesday night that his father, Ted, suffered a heart attack and had been rushed to the hospital.Our thoughts are with Becks and his fam.Get well soon, pops!

Team Audrina!
Look who we ran into at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Party last night - it’s Audrina Patridge from The Hills and some hideous creature next to her.That honestly has to be one of the worst pictures of Perez ever. Now you know why he’s pretty much a celibate monk!Justin Bobby was force-feeding P-Nasty (emphasis [...]

Fashion Face Off
Both Lauren Conrad and frienemy Heidi Montag showed up at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Party at Opera in LA on Wednesday night. Although event planners made sure to stagger their red carpet arrivals so that LC was long done with the red carpet by the time Heidi arrived.So, the real question is…..Which Hills co-star [...]

It’s Happening!
Bono and The Edge have been choosing as the team behind the musical version of Spider-Man.The fellas from U2 will work on the score and lyrics for the in development show and The Lion King mastermind, Julie Taymor, has been tapped to direct!Things are moving along and the production team is looking for a space. [...]

Thank You, Justin!
Mister Timberlake says thank you and goodbye to his fans by taking off his shirt at the last show of his FutureSex/LoveShow world tour, Wednesday night in Sacramento. Can we get an Amen???!!!

Britney Plays Paparazzi
Get a life!Ughhh. Britney LOVES the paparazzi attention, and she knows how to mix things up to keep it exciting different.The frequent and habitual drug user turned the cameras on the paparazzi, videotaping them on Wednesday.Spears had lunch at craptastic Acapulco faux Mexican restaurant in Burbank with a fugly Alli wannabe.Click here to watch it [...]

We Love This Woman!
How can you hate Angelina Jolie? You can’t!This woman just has the total package. She’s the real deal and an inspiration to all celebretards. Ange is what they should aspire to be.The mother / humanitarian / actress participated in a panel discussion during the Clinton Global Initiative Annual Meeting in NYC on Wednesday.Her life partner, [...]

Stick To Your Day Job
Ughhh! Why???? WHY, we ask?????Well, it’s all starting to make sense.Evan Rachel Wood wants to follow in boyfriend Marilyn Manson’s footsteps and take a painful stab at music.The homewrecker /groupie / actress / hack tells Arena magazine, “Im probably more passionate about music than acting, but I dont want to do it half-assed. And when [...]