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She Sure Likes Older Men
Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere enjoyed lunch at Cafe Primo in Los Angeles on Friday. She was joined by Entourage star Kevin Connolly. Milo’s going to be jealous![Image via Fame Pictures.]

If You Are Easily Offended…..
Then do not CLICK HERE!We’re not happy if she doesn’t eat and we’re not happy when she does eat. However, we’d be happy if she went away!Kirsten Dunst stuffs her face, Friday at Bib restaurant in LA.[Image via Fame Pictures.]

She Needs To Have A Girl
Mom-to-be Christina Aguilera looked quite fashionable as she left lunch with her husband and some friends at Magnolia in Los Angeles on Friday.If there is any justice in this world, then she will give birth to a baby girl.We can totally picture Xtina putting on the red lipstick and the false eyelashes on her daughter. [...]

Quote Of The Day
“We believe 100 per cent in euthanasia, so have drawn up plans to go to the assisted suicide flat in Switzerland if we ever have an illness that affects our brains. If Ozzy or I ever got Alzheimer’s, that’s it - we’d be off. We gathered the kids around the kitchen table, told them our [...]

This Is Not Helping The Baby Rumors
Nice outfits….for a pregnant woman!Jennifer Lopez kicked off her first ever tour in Atlantic City on Friday night wearing some very unfashionable outfits.She’s practically swimming in her clothes! There’s so much room in there.The former Fly Girl also did very toned down dancing. J. Lo sure is acting like someone that’s sperminated!

The Most Awkward And Amazing Thing Ever!
In case you missed it…Paris Hilton was a guest on the Late Show with David Letterman on Friday night and he tore her three new assholes and an extra vagine.The talk show host grilled her on her prison sentence as the socialite squirmed in her chair.This is some of Dave’s funniest work!CLICK HERE to check [...]

Blame The Scientologists
David Hans Schmidt, the infamous peddler of celebrity sex tapes, was found dead at his apartment in Phoenix on Friday - the victim of an apparent suicide.The Arizona man recently attempted to extort $1 million from Tom Cruise for the Scientologist’s stolen wedding photos.We hope the cops look into this “suicide.”Just saying!

A Lohan Update
Daddy won’t you shut up?Michael Lohan is at it again!The ex-convict is speaking to the media about Lindsay, because we’re all sure that is what’s best for her recovery.Michael says that he’s heading to Utah this week to spend 5 days with the troubled actress at an undisclosed outpatient facility.This is what daddy says:“We’ve still [...]

If You Have Nothing To Do Tonight…
Pretzel is hosting a very special episode of Mad TV this evening, Saturday, September 29th, on Fox.Tune in!CLICK HERE to watch a preview from P-Nasty’s appearance.Watch out for a special cameo from Britney Spears!

Nourishing That Growing Baby
Zombie mom-to-be Nicole Richie and her perturbed boyfriend, Joel Madden, were seen leaving the paparazzi prone restaurant, Mr. Chow’s, Friday night in Beverly Hills.They must just really like the food there, right?[Image via Buzz Foto.]

Rosie O’Donnell Has A Toe Fetish
And she likes it!Watch above.