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Jenna Jameson still quacking along
God help me I don't know why, but Jenna Jameson has become my favorite person to look at lately. I can't even comprehend that she's a person anymore. She looks like the result of some terrible experiment to mate a human, a duck, and a Saturday morning cartoon. And I knew Tito Ortiz was tough, but tough enough to bring himself to have sex with this thing? He's like Wolverine and a beer keg smooshed into one.

Lindsay Lohan doing drugs in rehab
Lindsay Lohan was reportedly caught taking drugs and having sex in rehab and has been warned she'll be thrown out if she doesn't stay clean. She was forced to take a drug test by the staff at Utah's Cirque Lodge rehab facility and the results came back positive. A source says:"Lindsay got called into the director's office on August 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn't conform to the programme she'd have to leave."According to reports, Lindsay was also said to have been caught having sex in a toilet stall with a male patient. She's also frequently late to meetings and refuses to do any chores or menial tasks such as washing up. Man, even in rehab this woman is unstoppable. She's like the Terminator, but instead of being programmed to kill she's been programmed to party. Earth could get hit by a meteor and Lindsay...

Criss Angel will date anything
Criss Angel says he doesnt use magic to land dates with the likes of Cameron Diaz, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. He claims to just live his life and is not a serial dater. Criss elaborated to People Magazine about his recent publicized encounter with Britney Spears: She had contacted me regarding some live performances. I've designed and created many effects for even Steve Wynn's hotel and Le Reve show. And that's what I do. So they brought me on to discuss the possibility of working on some stuff with her. He adds, And, being that I'm insanely busy, the only time that I had was in the evening. And she was busy doing stuff, so we met in the evening. He also says the two of them were anything but alone together. What you failed to see is, when we meet, there's a lot of other people around a bunch of the time, he says. Criss does this one really awesome trick whenever hes out on a date. Its absolutely amazing. What he does is this: He takes a girl out for drinks at some fancy...

Britney Spears still the queen of fashion
I'm not sure what has to be going through your mind that you leave your house forgetting to put on pants. Then again, I have no idea what's going through Britney Spears' mind period. If you could peek inside her brain I'm pretty sure you'd see a cartoon kitty taking a nap.

Owen Wilson was hooked on drugs
Owen Wilson was reportedly struggling with depression and hooked on heroin and cocaine, and it was his drug addiction that caused his breakup with Kate Hudson. And who's to blame for all this? Apparently some British guy named Steve Coogan. The New York Post reports:"I went through it with Steve," Coogan's former girlfriend, rocker Courtney Love, told US."I was just out of rehab, and he was right there with the drugs. I tried to warn Owen. I tried to warn his friends. I hope from the bottom of my heart that Owen stays the hell away from that guy."Wilson's addiction was so severe, his pal Woody Harrelson tried to stage an intervention at his home in Maui."Owen went to Maui, Hawaii, to kick his habit," a longtime Wilson pal told the mag. "He was like a baby on that couch."The friend said that heroin was the first thing that came to mind when Wilson and Hudson split and he suddenly "disappeared off the face of the earth.""I thought, briefly, he might be back on heroin, but we all...

Lindsay Lohan getting visit from dad
Lindsay Lohans father Michael Lohan will be visiting the troubled actress at the Cirque Lodge rehabilitation center in Utah. The two haven't seen each other in years due to Michaels trouble with the law and abusive temper, but Lindsay has decided to let him visit. Page Six reports: It's a part of the healing process, a friend said. Lindsay will see him later this week, but she will have counselors with her. It will not be alone. In order for him to be allowed to visit, Dina - who has a restraining order out against Michael - had to get it lifted. Dina thinks it is a good idea, the friend said. "Lindsay needs to deal with this and needs closure. Battling drug and alcohol addiction has probably left Lindsay in a fragile state. Im pretty sure seeing her father for the first time in years might not have the desired results counselors are looking for. Especially considering the first words out of Michaels mouth will be: Whoa, where did those come from? Later that evening authorities...