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Anna Kournikova wears bikinis now
Remember when Anna Kournikova used to be a professional tennis player? That was kind of neat, but I'm pretty sure all she does now is, well, nothing. And wear bikinis. Probably the best career move she's ever made.

Hilary Duff is really really wet
Here's Hilary Duff on the set of Greta, which looks like it might be the best movie ever made. You've got Hilary Duff completely soaked in a see-through shirt, and then you've got those sunglasses she's wearing. Holy cow. Those are what the Terminator would wear if he was 80 years old and liked to yell at kids to get off his lawn. Check out this shot to properly appreciate just how amazingly awesome these sunglasses really are.

Britney Spears slept through drug test twice
Part of the reason Britney Spears lost her kids is because she failed to follow the judges instructions and take a drug test. But why did she skip those tests? Was she negotiating world peace? Reading to her kids? Aw, no, wait, she was sleeping. Hey, its hard work letting nannies watch your kids while you drink Frappucinos. E! Online reports: Sources close to the proceedings told the Los Angeles Times that Spears' assistant twice informed the testing lab that her boss was asleep and then on another occasion told the technicians that Spears would be unavailable to take a test at home. I catch a lot of flack for the Britney loves fast food comments. But, seriously, at this point Im just trying to help. Had somebody took Britneys hand and offered to take her to Carl Jr.s if she peed in a cup, all of this couldve been avoided. She probably wouldve filled a bathtub if you threw in a trip to the DQ. The woman has a weakness for fast food. She loves it more than her kids. Use her...

Sophia Bush is famous, I think, shell do as filler
I dont even know who Sophia Bush is. But, for the time being, she fits the criteria Im looking for: Shes not Britney Spears, and she has a vagina. By the way shes walking and sipping an iced coffee, Im going to assume shes on The Hills. However she does appear to be walking upright without wires attached, so that cant be right. Shes on One Tree Hill? Never heard of it. Is that like a spin-off of The Hills or something? But with a tree? Is it even safe for those girls to be around trees? I heard that Heidi chick almost drowned in a sock and youre going to put her around a large, flammable object with pointy branches. Man, what wont they do for ratings?

Britney Spears label says a normal life is for chumps
Britney Spears label Jive Records issued a press release stating their support for Britney during her personal troubles. Heres what they said, as reported by Us Magazine:Jive is enormously excited about Britneys new album, and were confident that it will secure her reputation as one of the great recording artists of her time. As Britneys label, its not our place to comment on her personal issues, but we do care about her and support her. Theres no question that when performers attain the level of celebrity that Britney has, they tend to be treated by the press and public as if they were cartoon or soap-opera characters, and we forget that theyre actually human beings. People say thats the trade-off you make for success in the entertainment industry that if you want to make it big, you have to surrender your privacy or the ability to lead a normal life. But sometimes you make that bargain before you realize what it entails. Britneys a grown woman who makes her own choices, and...