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Drew Barrymore and Justin Long make out
Drew Barrymore and Justin Long (the guy from Live Free or Die Hard and the Mac commercials) were spotted making out at Izaka-Ya restaurant in Los Angeles Monday night. Not only that, the NY Daily News reports they were also seen making out at Vegas' Jet Nightclub.Drew Barrymore lip-locked with "Live Free or Die Hard" actor Justin Long Sunday night at Vegas' Jet Nightclub at the Mirage, with best buddy Cameron Diaz in tow. The trio sat in VIP, where Drew and Justin "got cozy and made out in a corner table," says our spy.Seriously, Mr. Mac Guy? Drew Barrymore? There was a period of time back there where she was cute, but I imagine making out with Drew Barrymore now to be like making with your mom. Is she even working any more? Oh right, she was in that one movie where she squints a lot when she smiles.

Elle Macpherson is a witch
Elle Macpherson showed up to the 2007 GQ Men of the Year Awards at the Royal Opera House in London last night. And I don't know if she's started eating newborn infants or what, but she looks unbelievable for a 43-year-old. Like actually unbelievable. These might as well be pictures of the Loch Ness Monster. Or Lindsay Lohan doing calculus.

Tommy Lee classy as ever
I have my doubts about this one, but Page Six claims Tommy Lee had sex with a woman on a restaurant table Sunday night in a room full of people. Lee's raunchy bar behavior grossed out a room full of revelers at Dune in the Hamptons on Sunday night when the Motley Crue drummer and a blond party girl "were flat-out [bleep]ing" on a banquette, according to multiple witnesses. One told us, "When Tommy walked in, he asked, 'Is it cool to have sex in here?' The hostess thought he was kidding, but . . . then he just went to town with this girl. We were trying not to pay attention because it was so disgusting."Man, this story just exudes class. Tommy Lee asking the hostess if he can have sex in the restaurant, his date actually letting him. It's just all very classy. I'm actually kind of surprised the story wasn't about the Queen of England.NOTE: Enjoying that picture? Then why not take a trip down memory lane?

Gwen Stefani is a mannequin
Okay, so one day she looks like a bikini goddess, and then the next she looks a mannequin that came to life and possibly escaped prison. Oh, I get it. This is a decoy. So I dont attack her again with my boner. I mean allegedly attack her. I think when Im judged by a jury of my peers theyll find that I had Gwens best interests in mind. Especially once theyre presented with Exhibit A, my book, I Make Love 1,000 Times Better than Gavin Rossdale. Yeah, its an illustrated autobiography I wrote over the summer. I dont like to talk about it too much. I guess you could say I'm the modest type. Photos: Splash

Kate Hudson is barred from Owen Wilson
Owen Wilsons family is preventing Kate Hudson from reaching out to him after his attempted suicide last week, according to NY Daily News: A source close to the actress says her attempts to send regards have been rebuffed by Wilson's camp. Kate has been trying to get in touch with Owen and is distraught that the family doesn't want her anywhere near him, says a pal. She is very frustrated. I dont see why Kate cant talk to Owen. Whats the harm? Its not like she broke up with him causing a relapse of his heroin addiction which led to depression and a failed suicide attempt. Whats that? Thats exactly what happened? Hmm, awkward. I could really use a distraction right now. Hey, look, its Eva Longoria in a bikini. Keys! Where are my keys?

Paris Hilton wants to reproduce
Paris Hilton told the U.K. edition of Elle magazine that shes ready to have kids. Ill let that sink in for a minute. Okay, for those of you who didnt just jump out the window after staring the decline of civilization in the face, here are Paris thoughts on her new look on life, as reported by E! Online:On what people think about herI wanna have like a family and a guy. Yknow, it just upsets me because I'm not anything like what people say about me, and this cartoon character that they've made of me is just completely false. It makes me mad that I'm such a good person and I'm treated like that by some people, I just don't get it.On how she's prepping for pregnancyI just started working out and it feels great. It gives me so much energy. I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready.On the potential sperm-donorI used to care about looks, but I've grown out of that stage. They have to be a good person, someone I know would be a good husband, loyal and funny and smart....

Halle Berry expecting first child
Halle Berry e-mailed Access Hollywood on Tuesday to announce shes officially three-months pregnant. Check out Us Magazines dynamite reporting of the joyous news: After years of rumors, Halle Berry is pregnant. She and boyfriend Gabriel Aubry are expecting a baby in 2008. The 41-year old actress emailed Access Hollywood anchor Nancy O'Dell today and told her, Yes, I am three months pregnant. Gabriel and I are beyond excited and I've waited a long time for this moment in my life. Now the next seven months will be the longest of my life! After years of rumors, huh? Thats some cracker-jack writing. Only Us Magazine could claim that Halle Berry has looked pregnant for years. Talk about cold-blooded. Youd think theyd abandon their theory after roughly nine months or so when, I dont know, a child doesnt pop out of her Oscar-winning vagina. Of course, one cant expect Us Magazine to have any knowledge of the human birthing process. I once applied to be a writer there and during my...