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Paris Hilton looks so youthful
I'm not going to go so far as to say Paris Hilton used to look hot, but at least she never looked like she got done up by her grandma. I'm surprised she didn't complete the look and show up to the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards in a pair of mom jeans and sneakers. When her hair dresser asked what look she was going for it's like she pointed to her grandma and yelled, "Like that, but older!"

Britney Spears given second chance to look ridiculous
Britney Spears was offered a second chance to perform on Extra who apparently felt bad about the pop stars VMA performance. Ok! Magazine reports: The folks over at Extra want Britney Spears to give performing her new single Gimme More another try. The show says they will open their studio stage up to her so that can she can try to prove to everyone she is ready for her comeback. So what is the motto over at Extra? Two train wrecks are better than one? Do you think Britney will actually take the offer? You know, really lay off the booze, send Criss Angel packing and give it her all. Eh, who am I kidding? Shes at Burger King right now, crying her way through a second Whopper, wondering if she can get Crossroads 2 green-lit. Ooh, a bit harsh? Yeah, Im sorry, its just this new Braille keyboard. Last night my eyes got pissed and fled the country so Im a tad bit salty. Ill play nice. Like Britneys kids are doing right now - in traffic. Sorry, sorry! Reflex action.

Kanye West whines like a little girl
Kanye West threw a tantrum after being shut out at the VMAs. While waiting for an elevator after the show, he started flipping out in front of the media and backstage crew about losing the five categories he was nominated in. He claims hell never return to MTV. The Associated Press reports: That's two years in a row, man ... give a black man a chance," said West, stomping around his entourage and directing his comments at a reporter. "I'm trying hard man, I have the ... No. 1 record, man. It was the latest outburst from West at an awards show. Last year, he crashed the stage at the MTV Europe Awards after not winning for best video. Is Kanye West menstruating? Is that the deal here? Is he feeling a bit crampy, bloated? Maybe he should take a nice hot bath, eat some chocolate and watch a little Lifetime. Tomorrow is a brand new day and he can go pick up that purse that keeps catching his eye. Therell be another chance for a VMA, and next time Kanye West will win Best Female Artist...

Kid Rock and Tommy Lee are super mature
Kid Rock and Tommy Lee (who have both been married to Pamela Anderson) got into a fight during the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards last night. Rap producer Rich Nice witnessed the incident and told the AP:It looked like Tommy Lee initiated it because Kid Rock was ignoring him. And Tommy Lee kind of antagonized him. And then when Tommy Lee stood up, it looked a little weird, like Yo, what? When Tommy stands up is when Kid hit him the first time with a backhand and then Tommy Lee looked like he was trying to get at him to aggressively retaliate and then Kid Rock hits Tommy Lee again bong.Tommy Lee told The Insider his version of the story:"I was minding myself and then he goes and punches me on the cheek," claims Tommy. "I was trying to be the bigger man, but he was acting childish." He added that after Kid came up and punched him, he "was ready to go in the alley and kick his ass. "I was about to put Kid in the emergency room when security grabbed me," says Tommy. "They said, 'If...

Paris Hilton is an awesome friend
Paris Hilton announced that Christina Aguilera is pregnant to a crowded Club LAX in Las Vegas over the weekend. While Christina has been seen with a noticeable bump, she has not yet publicly confirmed the pregnancy. Fortunately saints like Paris Hilton exist and have no sense of decorum. Us Magazine reports: Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world, you're gorgeous, Hilton, 26, said to the packed crowd, while Aguilera, 26 (whose video Candy Man is up for Best Director at the MTV VMAs) sat nearby in uncomfortable silence. Paris then went on to announce other obvious facts including the sky is blue, the grass is green and she has herpes. And also something about my abs being unbelievably chiseled. I believe "sculpted steel" were her exact words.

Justin Timberlakes genitals wins an Emmy
Justin Timberlakes short film Dick in a Box won a Creative Arts Emmy over the weekend. Justin made the film with SNL star Andy Samberg who gave the acceptance speech while Justin performed out of town in Vegas for the 2007 MTV VMA's. TMZ reports: I think it's safe to say that when we first set out to make this song, we were all thinking Emmy! Samberg dedicated the award to a real up and comer - his D*ck in a Box creative partner, saying Timberlake's clearly very talented and could use a break. So, Justin, if you're out there, congrats to you, kid. Thats nothing. Allow me to list just a few of the awards my wang has acquired over the years: Emmy for Best Actor in a Daytime TV Series, J.D. Powers and Associate Car of the Year, Largest Structure in the Galaxy Winner and a Nobel Peace Prize. Your genitals only serve waste and reproductive purposes? Im ashamed to be talking to you.

Britney Spears disappoints at VMAs gasp!
Britney Spears gave her comeback performance at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday night. MTV had threatened to pull the plug if Britney didnt behave over the weekend in Las Vegas. Obviously MTV chose not to cancel because they love ratings music so much. NY Daily News reports: Britney knows she's on thin ice. When they agreed to the performance, they sat her down and told her she should not be going out, and instead focus on rehearsing and resting, an insider said. She seemed to be thankful and appreciative for the chance, but who knows with her? MTV made it clear that her usual behavior will not be tolerated. Britney clearly heeded the warning - and spent the entire weekend partying : The pop tart was spotted sipping a frozen margarita before her VMA rehearsal Friday. Then Spears showed up at Snoop Dogg's bash at Body English in the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino about 1 a.m. yesterday in a cute, black strapless dress. She had her people immediately call man-of-the-moment Criss...