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Christina Aguilera is pregnant - who knew?
Christina Aguileras pregnancy was revealed again, this time by an executive producer of the Emmy Awards which airs Sunday. After confirming that Kanye West would be performing, the producer let it slip out that Christina is pregnant. Ok! Magazine has the scoop, if you can call it that: In describing to OK! how the songtress will be performing the classic tune Steppin' Out, exec. producer Ken Ehrlic casually let it slip that "We're sensitive to the pregnancy, but I can't wait for her to sing. If I was Christina Aguilera, Id never confirm the pregnancy. I could be spotted walking down the street with the newborn baby and I'd just pretend it was a purse or something. Who wouldn't want to keep it a secret? If she admits to being knocked up, then she has to admit she had sex with her husband. Have you seen the guy? Hes like a wimpy-looking caveman, but with bushier eyebrows. And not quite nearly as evolved.More of Christina showing off her massive cleavage as she leaves Fred Segal...

Kid Rock, Tommy Lee given chance to be douchebags again
Las Vegas showman Jeff Beacher wants Kid Rock and Tommy Lee to box each other at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. The winner will receive $1 million. They'll also lose their dignity, but, hey, that was never there to begin with. E! Onlines Mark Malkin reports: I have already spoken to a couple of the oddsmakers here in Vegas, and Kid Rock would be the favorite, Beacher just told me. They are saying that Z-list Tommy Lee is just too old and beat up. In case you were worried, this spectacle is going to be super-classy: And in the true spirit of re-creating Sundays VMAs, Beacher said, "Ill even have Mini Britney open the show!If youre not familiar with Mini Brit, shes a 26-year-old little person named Terra Jole.Okay, the Mini Brit, heres her website. Go nuts. Now, who in the hell wants to see two white-trash rockers recreate their pansy fight? Besides the entire South. And that trailer park by the expressway. Other than that, nobody. Well, maybe the mentally handicapped. And the...

Hayden Panettiere does stuff
Hayden Panettiere went to a salon this morning. And now youre seeing pictures of her. Seriously, no need to thank me. I do it for the children. After the mayhem Britney Spears caused, someone needs to step in. I dont see Angelina Jolie putting up hot pics to ease the suffering. Goodwill ambassador, my ass. Fortunately people like me are around. Self-less, charitable people that nurse an unhealthy obsession with young prime-time stars. Yep, Im just like Jesus. No, wait, not just like. Exactly like Jesus.

Demi Moore whines like an old woman - because she is one
Demi Moore has spent an estimated $450K on cosmetic surgery to defy the ravages of time. Unfortunately, despite her looks, she still cant land roles and recently started crying about ageism in Hollywood. I was hoping shed bake some cookies or knit a quilt instead, but heres what she had to say, as reported by The Sun: It's been a challenging few years, being the age I am. Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don't know what to do with me. I am not 20. Not 30. There aren't that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don't have much substance, other than being someone's mother or wife. Demi forked over big bucks to keep her body in shape, but didnt get the results she was looking for:As well as breast implants, collagen injections and liposuction on her hips, thighs and stomach, she had a 5,000 (roughly $10K U.S. dollars) procedure to lift the sagging skin on her knees. She also employed an army of advisers - including a nutritionist, personal trainer,...

Mariah Carey is at the top of her game
Mariah Carey unveiled the new Jury Duty Postage Stamp yesterday. The state of New York felt shed make a great host for the event. Wow. Did they call her mother a whore in the process because why stop at just asking her to unveil stamps? Whats even sadder is she actually accepted the invitation. I guess I can expect to see her cut the ribbon at the new KFC down the block that is if she fixes herself up a bit. Were talking fried chicken, people, thats the big leagues. Photos: Splash

Britney Spears, Kevin Federline in the same room
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline had an impromptu meeting yesterday at the office of Mark Vincent Kaplan who represents Kevin. The meeting was Britneys ideas. She seems to be in panic mode after the VMAs. People reports: Britney asked for [the meeting]. She wants to put an end to this public debacle," says the Spears source. However, Kevin [has] refused. He needs more money so he's determined to win this. Court documents released Aug. 30 show that Spears's income is $737,868 a month and that Ferderline receives $20,000 a month in spousal support but has no net income after business expenses.Man, where do I even begin? The obvious one: Kevin Federline has business expenses? I dont know about that. Sounds a bit suspect, but not really important in the scheme of things. Hes practically Mother Teresa when compared to Britney. To prove my point, yesterday was Jaydens first birthday. While Kevin threw him a pool party on Sunday, my sources tell me Britney bought the kid a Happy...