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Zahara & Ange -- Girls' Day Out
Filed under: Brad and AngelinaTMZ.com: Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt got a little one-on-one time with her hot mama today -- and Miss Z couldn't have looked happier!TMZ cameras spotted Angie dropping off Maddox at his posh, five-star cuisine eatin' school this morning, with a subdued Zahara... Read more

Brit Fan Hops Crazytown Express
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky and Weird, Britney SpearsTMZ.com: A Britney Spears fan is rushing to the popwreck's defense with a YouTube video -- and he crazy!In a video posted yesterday, the Brit superfan and sometimes wannabe Chris Crocker launched into a two-minute rampage -- straight from the bottom of a... Read more

How I Went Out to Dinner
Filed under: Star CatcherTMZ.com: "How I Met Your Mother" co-stars Neil Patrick Harris, Josh Radner and Cobie Smulders had dinner at Osteria Mozza, hanging out like BFFs. Sharon Stone was stone faced walking into ll Sole, unlike the smiley, luscious-lipped Lisa Rinna. TMZ cameras... Read more

Lohan Must Go to Trial in U-Turn Wreck
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Lindsay LohanTMZ.com: It's more bad legal news for La Lohan ... can't a rehabbing actress catch a break?TMZ was in court this morning when L.A. Superior County Judge Michael L. Stern gave busboy Raymundo Ortega the green light to proceed with his civil lawsuit against... Read more

DeVito Not into Limoncello Showers
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Baby WatchTMZ.com: Preggers pop-star Thalia threw a baby shower in New York yesterday -- with Danny DeVito?The pint-sized actor-turned-alcohol entrepreneur was spotted going to Thalia's shower with Mariah Carey's ex-husband (and Thalia's current hubby) Tommy Mottola.... Read more

WWE Divas: Fake Sport ... Real Stupid
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Talk SportsTMZ.com: WWE is looking for their next diva, and TMZ has obtained footage of some of the muscled ladies who auditioned. The tryouts are peopled with some pretty hot gals ... with precious little talent. The wacky women do their best at bad singing, head... Read more

M-Rod Gives TMZ TMI
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Michelle Rodriguez is never at a loss for words -- if only she were last night!TMZ caught the always wacked-out ex-"Lost" 'tailie' in New York at the Marc Jacobs Fashion Week show, where M-Rod turned down free ice cream courtesy of Kate Spade... Read more

Paps Continue Falling for F-Listers
Filed under: Star CatcherTMZ.com: A photog in New York ate pavement when while trying to snap pics of "Whine Up" singer Kat DeLuna. It's always funny when paps fall -- especially when they look like they're 12! Also spotted in NY dayside: Beth O, Kathy Hilton and Tori Spelling with... Read more

Stars: I Want My Myoplex at the VMAs!
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Celebs gotta have what they need -- and it includes everything from protein powder to fried chicken to Captain Morgan! Gimme some o' dat! In Touch Weekly got the scoop on the stuff the talent need in their dressing rooms, so here's a gallery of VMA... Read more

McMahon's Illegitimate Leprechaun
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Putting that nasty Chris Benoit murder-suicide behind him, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon has something new to worry about: little green men.With WWE spin on the already crazy world of paternity battles, it was revealed on last night's "Monday Night RAW"... Read more

"Full House" Star Pregnant -- An Inside Look
Filed under: TV, Wacky and Weird, Baby WatchTMZ.com: TMZ has the inside scoop on Jodie Sweetin, aka Stephanie on "Full House," and when we say "inside," we mean inside! TMZ has obtained this sonogram of Steph's baby with hubby Cody Herpin, courtesy of the happy couple themselves. TMZ is proud to... Read more

Kimora's Russell Recon Smooth as Butter
Filed under: Paparazzi VideoTMZ.com: Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou have been notably cloak-and-dagger about their relationship, going so far as to post waiters and heavies to keep things on the (relative) DL.And last night, according to a TMZ spy, the cagey pair pulled up to... Read more

Terrorists Threaten to Kill Britney and Madonna?!
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: As if Britney Spears didn't have enough problems, now she's got snarky Jihadists wanting her head on a platter, y'all. And Madonna's too!According to Aaron Klein's new book, "Schmoozing with Terrorists," the wackadoodle haters are as celebrity... Read more

Kanye Krazy?
Filed under: TV, MusicTMZ.com: Kanye West has made it clear -- he don't want his MTV. Or does he?Blaming the music channel for Britney Spears' public meltdown, West put the network on blast, saying, "They exploited her, they played me and I really don't mess with MTV." West was... Read more

Britney -- I Object, Y'all!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Britney SpearsTMZ.com: TMZ has obtained this hilarious document in the Britney Spears/K-Fed custody war.Britney's lawyer, disso-queen Laura Wasser, lodged 156 objections to Kevin's declaration, in which he questions Britney's parenting skills. Wasser had a good batting... Read more

Ty Pennington Sued Over ADHD
Filed under: Celebrity JusticeTMZ.com: "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" host Ty Pennington is being sued by a woman who claims that Ty took over her art gallery and fired her. Move that bust!According to a lawsuit filed yesterday in Los Angeles Superior Court, Melissa Ross claims she... Read more

Mandy Gets Randy on Stripper Pole
Filed under: TVTMZ.com: Miss Mandy Moore has finally shown a side of her that TMZ readers have been waiting for. Yes, that's right, she's riding a stripper pole. Only Perez Hilton could get her to do it. Watch as Mandy cusses like a ... well, like an actress. To complete... Read more

Stern to Virgie: I Was There, Your Flowers Were Plastic
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Anna Nicole SmithTMZ.com: Virgie Arthur has said she was the only person who visited the grave of Anna Nicole's son Daniel on the first anniversary of his death. Au contraire!TMZ has obtained this photo of the gravesite. The yellow and white flowers are plastic, courtesy of... Read more

Beckham's Alleged Nookie Nanny Blows into L.A.
Filed under: Becks and PoshTMZ.com: Nanny Rebecca Loos, perhaps the most aptly named Brit scandal figure since Divine Brown dallied with Hugh Grant, is coming to America! Roll out the caught red-handed carpet!Nanny Rebecca allegedly had a torrid affair with her charges' daddy, soccer... Read more

Who Would You Rather?
Filed under: Who Would You Rather?TMZ.com: Hunky actors Ben McKenzie, 29, and Paul Walker, 34, share more than just good looks -- they share a birthday, too!The question is ... ... Read more

Who Would You Rather?
Filed under: Who Would You Rather?TMZ.com: Hunky actors Ben McKenzie, 29, and Paul Walker, 34, share more than just good looks -- they share a birthday, too!The question is ... ... Read more

Zahara & Ange -- Girls' Day Out
Filed under: Brad and AngelinaTMZ.com: Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt got a little one-on-one time with her hot mama today -- and Miss Z couldn't have looked happier!TMZ cameras spotted Angie dropping off Maddox at his posh, five-star cuisine eatin' school this morning, with a subdued Zahara... Read more

Brit Fan Hops Crazytown Express
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky and Weird, Britney SpearsTMZ.com: A Britney Spears fan is rushing to the popwreck's defense with a YouTube video -- and he crazy!In a video posted yesterday, the Brit superfan and sometimes wannabe Chris Crocker launched into a two-minute rampage -- straight from the bottom of a... Read more

How I Went Out to Dinner
Filed under: Star CatcherTMZ.com: "How I Met Your Mother" co-stars Neil Patrick Harris, Josh Radner and Cobie Smulders had dinner at Osteria Mozza, hanging out like BFFs. Sharon Stone was stone faced walking into ll Sole, unlike the smiley, luscious-lipped Lisa Rinna. TMZ cameras... Read more

Lohan Must Go to Trial in U-Turn Wreck
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Lindsay LohanTMZ.com: It's more bad legal news for La Lohan ... can't a rehabbing actress catch a break?TMZ was in court this morning when L.A. Superior County Judge Michael L. Stern gave busboy Raymundo Ortega the green light to proceed with his civil lawsuit against... Read more

DeVito Not into Limoncello Showers
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Baby WatchTMZ.com: Preggers pop-star Thalia threw a baby shower in New York yesterday -- with Danny DeVito?The pint-sized actor-turned-alcohol entrepreneur was spotted going to Thalia's shower with Mariah Carey's ex-husband (and Thalia's current hubby) Tommy Mottola.... Read more

WWE Divas: Fake Sport ... Real Stupid
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Talk SportsTMZ.com: WWE is looking for their next diva, and TMZ has obtained footage of some of the muscled ladies who auditioned. The tryouts are peopled with some pretty hot gals ... with precious little talent. The wacky women do their best at bad singing, head... Read more

M-Rod Gives TMZ TMI
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Michelle Rodriguez is never at a loss for words -- if only she were last night!TMZ caught the always wacked-out ex-"Lost" 'tailie' in New York at the Marc Jacobs Fashion Week show, where M-Rod turned down free ice cream courtesy of Kate Spade... Read more

Paps Continue Falling for F-Listers
Filed under: Star CatcherTMZ.com: A photog in New York ate pavement when while trying to snap pics of "Whine Up" singer Kat DeLuna. It's always funny when paps fall -- especially when they look like they're 12! Also spotted in NY dayside: Beth O, Kathy Hilton and Tori Spelling with... Read more

Stars: I Want My Myoplex at the VMAs!
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Celebs gotta have what they need -- and it includes everything from protein powder to fried chicken to Captain Morgan! Gimme some o' dat! In Touch Weekly got the scoop on the stuff the talent need in their dressing rooms, so here's a gallery of VMA... Read more

McMahon's Illegitimate Leprechaun
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Putting that nasty Chris Benoit murder-suicide behind him, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon has something new to worry about: little green men.With WWE spin on the already crazy world of paternity battles, it was revealed on last night's "Monday Night RAW"... Read more

"Full House" Star Pregnant -- An Inside Look
Filed under: TV, Wacky and Weird, Baby WatchTMZ.com: TMZ has the inside scoop on Jodie Sweetin, aka Stephanie on "Full House," and when we say "inside," we mean inside! TMZ has obtained this sonogram of Steph's baby with hubby Cody Herpin, courtesy of the happy couple themselves. TMZ is proud to... Read more

Kimora's Russell Recon Smooth as Butter
Filed under: Paparazzi VideoTMZ.com: Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou have been notably cloak-and-dagger about their relationship, going so far as to post waiters and heavies to keep things on the (relative) DL.And last night, according to a TMZ spy, the cagey pair pulled up to... Read more

Terrorists Threaten to Kill Britney and Madonna?!
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: As if Britney Spears didn't have enough problems, now she's got snarky Jihadists wanting her head on a platter, y'all. And Madonna's too!According to Aaron Klein's new book, "Schmoozing with Terrorists," the wackadoodle haters are as celebrity... Read more

Kanye Krazy?
Filed under: TV, MusicTMZ.com: Kanye West has made it clear -- he don't want his MTV. Or does he?Blaming the music channel for Britney Spears' public meltdown, West put the network on blast, saying, "They exploited her, they played me and I really don't mess with MTV." West was... Read more

Britney -- I Object, Y'all!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Britney SpearsTMZ.com: TMZ has obtained this hilarious document in the Britney Spears/K-Fed custody war.Britney's lawyer, disso-queen Laura Wasser, lodged 156 objections to Kevin's declaration, in which he questions Britney's parenting skills. Wasser had a good batting... Read more

Ty Pennington Sued Over ADHD
Filed under: Celebrity JusticeTMZ.com: "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" host Ty Pennington is being sued by a woman who claims that Ty took over her art gallery and fired her. Move that bust!According to a lawsuit filed yesterday in Los Angeles Superior Court, Melissa Ross claims she... Read more

Mandy Gets Randy on Stripper Pole
Filed under: TVTMZ.com: Miss Mandy Moore has finally shown a side of her that TMZ readers have been waiting for. Yes, that's right, she's riding a stripper pole. Only Perez Hilton could get her to do it. Watch as Mandy cusses like a ... well, like an actress. To complete... Read more

Stern to Virgie: I Was There, Your Flowers Were Plastic
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Anna Nicole SmithTMZ.com: Virgie Arthur has said she was the only person who visited the grave of Anna Nicole's son Daniel on the first anniversary of his death. Au contraire!TMZ has obtained this photo of the gravesite. The yellow and white flowers are plastic, courtesy of... Read more

Beckham's Alleged Nookie Nanny Blows into L.A.
Filed under: Becks and PoshTMZ.com: Nanny Rebecca Loos, perhaps the most aptly named Brit scandal figure since Divine Brown dallied with Hugh Grant, is coming to America! Roll out the caught red-handed carpet!Nanny Rebecca allegedly had a torrid affair with her charges' daddy, soccer... Read more

Who Would You Rather?
Filed under: Who Would You Rather?TMZ.com: Hunky actors Ben McKenzie, 29, and Paul Walker, 34, share more than just good looks -- they share a birthday, too!The question is ... ... Read more

Beckham's Alleged Nookie Nanny Blows into L.A.
Filed under: Becks and PoshTMZ.com: Nanny Rebecca Loos, perhaps the most aptly named Brit scandal figure since Divine Brown dallied with Hugh Grant, is coming to America! Roll out the caught red handed carpet!Nanny Rebecca allegedly had a torrid affair with her charges' daddy, soccer... Read more

Look, It's Hayden! Look, It's Sarah!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Hayden PanettiereTMZ.com: Wouldn't it be great if every time someone asked you a question about Sarah Silverman, she magically appeared? Hayden Panettiere was at LAX last night, returning from the VMAs in Las Vegas, when paps started asking her about Britney Spears'... Read more

Hoochie 101: Etiquette for Ladies at Hollywood Clubs
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: TMZ cameras caught more intoxicated women actin' a fool outside of Hollywood's hottest clubs. Last night, two hocialites discovered our cameras and proceeded to lift up their dresses to show off their goodies. Hi mom!One of the girls-gone-raunchy... Read more

Zahara & Ange -- Girls' Day Out
Filed under: Brad and AngelinaTMZ.com: Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt got a little one-on-one time with her hot mama today -- and Miss Z couldn't have looked happier!TMZ cameras spotted Angie dropping off Maddox at his posh, five-star cuisine eatin' school this morning, with a subdued Zahara... Read more

Brit Fan Hops Crazytown Express
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky and Weird, Britney SpearsTMZ.com: A Britney Spears fan is rushing to the popwreck's defense with a YouTube video -- and he crazy!In a video posted yesterday, the Brit superfan and sometimes wannabe Chris Crocker launched into a two-minute rampage -- straight from the bottom of a... Read more

How I Went Out to Dinner
Filed under: Star CatcherTMZ.com: "How I Met Your Mother" co-stars Neil Patrick Harris, Josh Radner and Cobie Smulders had dinner at Osteria Mozza, hanging out like BFFs. Sharon Stone was stone faced walking into ll Sole, unlike the smiley, luscious-lipped Lisa Rinna. TMZ cameras... Read more

Lohan Must Go to Trial in U-Turn Wreck
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Lindsay LohanTMZ.com: It's more bad legal news for La Lohan ... can't a rehabbing actress catch a break?TMZ was in court this morning when L.A. Superior County Judge Michael L. Stern gave busboy Raymundo Ortega the green light to proceed with his civil lawsuit against... Read more

DeVito Not into Limoncello Showers
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Baby WatchTMZ.com: Preggers pop-star Thalia threw a baby shower in New York yesterday -- with Danny DeVito?The pint-sized actor-turned-alcohol entrepreneur was spotted going to Thalia's shower with Mariah Carey's ex-husband (and Thalia's current hubby) Tommy Mottola.... Read more

WWE Divas: Fake Sport ... Real Stupid
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Talk SportsTMZ.com: WWE is looking for their next diva, and TMZ has obtained footage of some of the muscled ladies who auditioned. The tryouts are peopled with some pretty hot gals ... with precious little talent. The wacky women do their best at bad singing, head... Read more

M-Rod Gives TMZ TMI
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Michelle Rodriguez is never at a loss for words -- if only she were last night!TMZ caught the always wacked-out ex-"Lost" 'tailie' in New York at the Marc Jacobs Fashion Week show, where M-Rod turned down free ice cream courtesy of Kate Spade... Read more

Paps Continue Falling for F-Listers
Filed under: Star CatcherTMZ.com: A photog in New York ate pavement when while trying to snap pics of "Whine Up" singer Kat DeLuna. It's always funny when paps fall -- especially when they look like they're 12! Also spotted in NY dayside: Beth O, Kathy Hilton and Tori Spelling with... Read more

Stars: I Want My Myoplex at the VMAs!
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Celebs gotta have what they need -- and it includes everything from protein powder to fried chicken to Captain Morgan! Gimme some o' dat! TMZ got the scoop on the stuff the talent need in their dressing rooms, so here's a gallery of VMA celebs -- and... Read more

McMahon's Illegitimate Leprechaun
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Putting that nasty Chris Benoit murder-suicide behind him, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon has something new to worry about: little green men.With WWE spin on the already crazy world of paternity battles, it was revealed on last night's "Monday Night RAW"... Read more

"Full House" Star Pregnant -- An Inside Look
Filed under: TV, Wacky and Weird, Baby WatchTMZ.com: TMZ has the inside scoop on Jodie Sweetin, aka Stephanie on "Full House," and when we say "inside," we mean inside! TMZ has obtained this sonogram of Steph's baby with hubby Cody Herpin, courtesy of the happy couple themselves. TMZ is proud to... Read more

Kimora's Russell Recon Smooth as Butter
Filed under: Paparazzi VideoTMZ.com: Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou have been notably cloak-and-dagger about their relationship, going so far as to post waiters and heavies to keep things on the (relative) DL.And last night, according to a TMZ spy, the cagey pair pulled up to... Read more

Terrorists Threaten to Kill Britney and Madonna?!
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: As if Britney Spears didn't have enough problems, now she's got snarky Jihadists wanting her head on a platter, y'all. And Madonna's too!According to Aaron Klein's new book, "Schmoozing with Terrorists," the wackadoodle haters are as celebrity... Read more

Kanye Krazy?
Filed under: TV, MusicTMZ.com: Kanye West has made it clear -- he don't want his MTV. Or does he?Blaming the music channel for Britney Spears' public meltdown, West put the network on blast, saying, "They exploited her, they played me and I really don't mess with MTV." West was... Read more

Britney -- I Object, Y'all!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Britney SpearsTMZ.com: TMZ has obtained this hilarious document in the Britney Spears/K-Fed custody war.Britney's lawyer, disso-queen Laura Wasser, lodged 156 objections to Kevin's declaration, in which he questions Britney's parenting skills. Wasser had a good batting... Read more

Ty Pennington Sued Over ADHD
Filed under: Celebrity JusticeTMZ.com: "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" host Ty Pennington is being sued by a woman who claims that Ty took over her art gallery and fired her. Move that bust!According to a lawsuit filed yesterday in Los Angeles Superior Court, Melissa Ross claims she... Read more

Mandy Gets Randy on Stripper Pole
Filed under: TVTMZ.com: Miss Mandy Moore has finally shown a side of her that TMZ readers have been waiting for. Yes, that's right, she's riding a stripper pole. Only Perez Hilton could get her to do it. Watch as Mandy cusses like a ... well, like an actress. To complete... Read more

Stern to Virgie: I Was There, Your Flowers Were Plastic
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Anna Nicole SmithTMZ.com: Virgie Arthur has said she was the only person who visited the grave yesterday of Anna Nicole's son Daniel on the first anniversary of his death. Au contraire!TMZ has obtained this photo of the gravesite. The yellow and white flowers are plastic,... Read more

Stern to Virgie: I Was There and Your Flowers Were Plastic
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Anna Nicole SmithTMZ.com: Virgie Arthur has said she was the only person who visited the grave yesterday of Anna Nicole's son Daniel on the first anniversary of his death. Au contraire!TMZ has obtained this photo of the gravesite. The yellow and white flowers are plastic,... Read more

Kimora's Russell Recon Smooth as Butter
Filed under: Paparazzi VideoTMZ.com: Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou have been notably cloak-and-dagger about their relationship, going so far as to post waiters and heavies to keep things on the (relative) DL.And last night, according to a TMZ spy, the cagey pair pulled up to... Read more

Mandy Gets Randy on Stripper Pole
Filed under: TVTMZ.com: Miss Mandy Moore has finally shown a side of her that TMZ readers have been waiting for. Yes, that's right, she's riding a stripper pole. Only Perez Hilton could get her to do it. Watch as Mandy cusses like a ... well, like an actress. To complete... Read more

Ty Pennington Sued Over ADHD
Filed under: Celebrity JusticeTMZ.com: "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" host Ty Pennington is being sued by a woman who claims that Ty took over her art gallery and fired her. Move that bust!According to a lawsuit filed yesterday in Los Angeles Superior Court, Melissa Ross claims she... Read more

How I Went Out to Dinner
Filed under: Star CatcherTMZ.com: "How I Met Your Mother" co-stars Neil Patrick Harris, Josh Radner and Cobie Smulders had dinner at Osteria Mozza, hanging out like BFFs. Sharon Stone was stone faced walking into ll Sole, unlike the smiley, luscious-lipped Lisa Rinna. TMZ cameras... Read more

Terrorists Rate the Celebrities!
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: As if Britney Spears didn't have enough problems, now she's got snarky Jihadists wanting her head on a platter, y'all. And Madonna's too!According to Aaron Klein's new book, "Schmoozing with Terrorists," the wackadoodle haters are as celebrity... Read more

Kanye Krazy?
Filed under: TV, MusicTMZ.com: Kanye West has made it clear -- he don't want his MTV. Or does he?Blaming the music channel for Britney Spears' public meltdown, West put the network on blast, saying, "They exploited her, they played me and I really don't mess with MTV." West was... Read more

Britney -- I Object, Y'all!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Britney SpearsTMZ.com: TMZ has obtained an hilarious document in the Britney Spears/K-Fed custody war.Britney's lawyer, disso-queen Laura Wasser, lodged 156 objections to Kevin's declaration, in which he questions Britney's parenting skills. Wasser had a good batting... Read more

Johnny Knoxville -- Village People Reject
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: "In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas. In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease!"Johnny Knoxville showed up to upscale eatery Orso yesterday -- dressed in his best Navy uniform -- sporting a butch sailor's hat and powder blue button... Read more

Mr. Belding: The Perfect Gentleman
Filed under: TVTMZ.com: Each week, as Principal Belding on "Saved By the Bell," Dennis Haskins helped teach Zach and company right from wrong. On the streets of Hollywood last night, Haskins taught everyone a lesson in chivalry. Our photogs caught the portly former... Read more

Who's the Drag Queen?
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, We're Just Sayin'TMZ.com: We give you rocker Courtney Love (left) and the fabulous raconteur Lady Bunny (right)...Courtney's weird Marilyn Manson blue contacts make her look like she's starring in "Dune Does Drag."... Read more

Jack Osbourne -- Good Looking Caveman
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: TMZ cameras caught Jack Osbourne roaming the Thirty Mile Zone last night, still sporting the Geico caveman look! He doesn't need to get into a club, he needs a club! The spawn of ultimate train wreck Ozzy was a bit surprised, and seemed almost... Read more

Heath Ledger Tries to Sneak In -- Not Past TMZ!
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Heath Ledger had love last night for super sexy Helena Christensen -- for taking some unwanted camera attention away from him!TMZ was outside of the Marc Jacobs show at the Lexington Avenue Armory last night as photogs went wild for the "Wicked... Read more

Trick Daddy Busted on Fight Rap
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, TVTMZ.com: Rapper Trick Daddy was busted in Miami on Monday after he allegedly got into a fight at a strip club called Tootsie's Cabaret. Classy!Cops say the rapper, whose real name is Maurice Young, resisted arrest. They've also charged him with disorderly... Read more

Soap Star Busted for DUI
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, TVTMZ.com: Soap star Kirsten Storms, 23, was busted for drunk driving over the weekend. Here we go again! TMZ has learned that Storms, who is also on Disney's "Kim Possible," was traveling on a Los Angeles freeway when a CHP officer noticed a lit cigarette... Read more

Look, It's Hayden! Look, It's Sarah!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Hayden PanettiereTMZ.com: Wouldn't it be great if every time someone asked you a question about Sarah Silverman, she magically appeared? Hayden Panettiere was at LAX last night, returning from the VMAs in Las Vegas, when paps started asking her about Britney Spears'... Read more

Hoochie 101: Etiquette for Ladies at Hollywood Clubs
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: TMZ cameras caught more intoxicated women actin' a fool outside of Hollywood's hottest clubs. Last night, two hocialites discovered our cameras and proceeded to lift up their dresses to show off their goodies. Hi mom!One of the girls-gone-raunchy... Read more

Zahara & Ange -- Girls' Day Out
Filed under: Brad and AngelinaTMZ.com: Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt got a little one-on-one time with her hot mama today -- and Miss Z couldn't have looked happier!TMZ cameras spotted Angie dropping off Maddox at his posh, five-star cuisine eatin' school this morning, with a subdued Zahara... Read more

Brit Fan Hops Crazytown Express
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky and Weird, Britney SpearsTMZ.com: A Britney Spears fan is rushing to the popwreck's defense with a YouTube video -- and he crazy!In a video posted yesterday, the Brit superfan and sometimes wannabe Chris Crocker launched into a two-minute rampage -- straight from the bottom of a... Read more

Lohan Must Go to Trial in U-Turn Wreck
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Lindsay LohanTMZ.com: It's more bad legal news for La Lohan ... can't a rehabbing actress catch a break?TMZ was in court this morning when L.A. Superior County Judge Michael L. Stern gave busboy Raymundo Ortega the green light to proceed with his civil lawsuit against... Read more

DeVito Not into Limoncello Showers
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Baby WatchTMZ.com: Preggers pop-star Thalia threw a baby shower in New York yesterday -- with Danny DeVito?The pint-sized actor-turned-alcohol entrepreneur was spotted going to Thalia's shower with Mariah Carey's ex-husband (and Thalia's current hubby) Tommy Mottola.... Read more

WWE Divas: Fake Sport ... Real Stupid
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Talk SportsTMZ.com: WWE is looking for their next diva, and TMZ has obtained footage of some of the muscled ladies who auditioned. The tryouts are peopled with some pretty hot gals ... with precious little talent. The wacky women do their best at bad singing, head... Read more

M-Rod Gives TMZ TMI
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Michelle Rodriguez is never at a loss for words -- if only she were last night!TMZ caught the always wacked-out ex-"Lost" 'tailie' in New York at the Marc Jacobs Fashion Week show, where M-Rod turned down free ice cream courtesy of Kate Spade... Read more

Paps Continue Falling for F-Listers
Filed under: Star CatcherTMZ.com: A photog in New York ate pavement when while trying to snap pics of "Whine Up" singer Kat DeLuna. It's always funny when paps fall -- especially when they look like they're 12! Also spotted in NY dayside: Beth O, Kathy Hilton and Tori Spelling with... Read more

Stars: I Want My Myoplex at the VMAs!
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Celebs gotta have what they need -- and it includes everything from protein powder to fried chicken to Captain Morgan! Gimme some o' dat! TMZ got the scoop on the stuff the talent need in their dressing rooms, so here's a gallery of VMA celebs -- and... Read more

McMahon's Illegitimate Leprechaun
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Putting that nasty Chris Benoit murder-suicide behind him, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon has something new to worry about: little green men.With WWE spin on the already crazy world of paternity battles, it was revealed on last night's "Monday Night RAW"... Read more

"Full House" Star Pregnant -- An Inside Look
Filed under: TV, Wacky and Weird, Baby WatchTMZ.com: TMZ has the inside scoop on Jodie Sweetin, aka Stephanie on "Full House," and when we say "inside," we mean inside! TMZ has obtained this sonogram of Steph's baby with hubby Cody Herpin, courtesy of the happy couple themselves. TMZ is proud to... Read more

Terrorists Rate the Celebrities!
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: As if Britney Spears didn't have enough problems, now she's got snarky Jihadists wanting her head on a platter, y'all. And Madonna's too!According to Aaron Klein's new book, "Schmoozing with Terrorists," the wackadoodle haters are as celebrity... Read more

Paps Continue Falling for F-Listers
Filed under: Star CatcherTMZ.com: A photog in New York ate pavement when while trying to snap pics of "Whine Up" singer Kat DeLuna. It's always funny when paps fall -- especially when they look like they're 12! Also spotted in NY dayside: Beth O, Kathy Hilton and Tori Spelling with... Read more

"Full House" Star Pregnant -- An Inside Look
Filed under: TV, Wacky and Weird, Baby WatchTMZ.com: TMZ has the inside scoop on Jodie Sweetin, aka Stephanie on "Full House," and when we say "inside," we mean inside! TMZ has obtained this sonogram of Steph's baby with hubby Cody Herpin, courtesy of the happy couple themselves. TMZ is proud to... Read more

WWE Divas: Fake Sport ... Real Stupid
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Talk SportsTMZ.com: WWE is looking for their next diva, and TMZ has obtained footage of some of the muscled ladies who auditioned. The tryouts are peopled with some pretty hot gals ... with precious little talent. The wacky women do their best at bad singing, head... Read more

M-Rod Gives TMZ TMI
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Michelle Rodriguez is never at a loss for words -- if only she were last night!TMZ caught the always wacked-out ex-"Lost" 'tailie' in New York at the Kate Spade Fashion Week show, where M-Rod turned down free ice cream because, "Milk makes me fart,... Read more

McMahon's Illegitimate Leprechaun
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Putting that nasty Chris Benoit murder-suicide behind him, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon has something new to worry about: little green men.With WWE spin on the already crazy world of paternity battles, it was revealed on last night's "Monday Night RAW"... Read more

Stars: I Want My Myoplex at the VMAs!
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Celebs gotta have what they need -- and it includes everything from protein powder to fried chicken to Captain Morgan! Gimme some o' dat! TMZ got the scoop on the stuff the talent needs in their dressing rooms, so here's a gallery of VMA celebs --... Read more

Lohan Must Go to Trial in U-Turn Wreck
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Lindsay LohanTMZ.com: It's more bad legal news for La Lohan ... can't a rehabbing actress catch a break?TMZ was in court this morning when L.A. Superior County Judge Michael L. Stern gave busboy Raymundo Ortega the green light to proceed with his civil lawsuit against... Read more

DeVito Not into Limoncello Showers
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Baby WatchTMZ.com: Preggers pop-star Thalia threw a baby shower in New York yesterday -- with Danny DeVito?The pint-sized actor-turned-alcohol entrepreneur was spotted going to Thalia's shower with Mariah Carey's ex-husband (and Thalia's current hubby) Tommy Mottola.... Read more

Brit Fan Hops Crazytown Express
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky and Weird, Britney SpearsTMZ.com: A Britney Spears fan is rushing to the popwreck's defense with a YouTube video -- and he crazy!In a video posted yesterday, the Brit superfan and sometimes wannabe Chris Coker launched into a two-minute rampage -- straight from the bottom of a broken... Read more

Hoochie 101: Etiquette for Ladies at Hollywood Clubs
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: TMZ cameras caught more intoxicated women actin' a fool outside of Hollywood's hottest clubs. Last night, two hocialites discovered our cameras and proceeded to lift up their dresses to show off their goodies. Hi mom!One of the girls-gone-raunchy... Read more

Heath Ledger Tries to Sneak In -- Not Past TMZ!
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Heath Ledger had love last night for super sexy Helena Christensen -- for taking some unwanted camera attention away from him!TMZ was outside of the Gramercy Park Hotel in New York last night as photogs went wild for the "Wicked Games" sexpot.... Read more

Zahara & Ange -- Girls' Day Out
Filed under: Brad and AngelinaTMZ.com: Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt got a little one-on-one time with her hot mama today -- and Miss Z couldn't have looked happier!TMZ cameras spotted Angie dropping off Maddox at his posh, five-star cuisine eatin' pre-school this morning, with a subdued... Read more

Marilyn Manson -- The Look
Filed under: BeautyTMZ.com: Would it kill him to put on a little blush?Seen here with teen pal/Dita wannabe Evan Rachel Wood at Toronto Bistro 990.... Read more

Jack Osbourne -- Good Looking Caveman
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: TMZ cameras caught Jack Osbourne roaming the Thirty Mile Zone last night, still sporting the Geico caveman look! He doesn't need to get into a club, he needs a club! The spawn of ultimate train wreck Ozzy was a bit surprised, and seemed almost... Read more

50 Cent Milestone: Seven Years Without Being Shot!
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, 50 CentTMZ.com: Seven years ago, Fifty Cent (right) was shot nine times and left for dead. Today, the musclebound Fifty drops his latest album, "Curtis." To push sales, the mogul hired ice cream trucks in L.A. and NYC! Fitty will also be on Jimmy Kimmel tonight --... Read more

Johnny Knoxville -- Village People Reject
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: "In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas. In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease!"Johnny Knoxville showed up to upscale eatery Orso yesterday -- dressed in his best Navy uniform -- sporting a butch sailor's hat and powder blue button... Read more

Look, It's Hayden! Look, It's Sarah!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Hayden PanettiereTMZ.com: Wouldn't it be great if every time someone asked you a question about Sarah Silverman, she magically appeared? Hayden Panettiere was at LAX last night, returning from the VMAs in Las Vegas, when paps started asking her about Britney Spears'... Read more

Tito: Damn! I Get to Hit That Every Day!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot VegasTMZ.com: Tito Ortiz knows he's the luckiest man on earth.TMZ got this snap of the UFC fighter in Body English at the Hard Rock, drooling gazing lovingly at Jenna. Haters, line forms to the left.... Read more

Judge to Bach: You Better Get a Movin'!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, City Of IndustryTMZ.com: TMZ was in court today as a judge told a sobbing Pamela Bach she'll need to move out of her house... or show up in court as planned on October 1!Bach had requested a delay of the financial trial with her ex, David Hasselhoff, so her accountants can... Read more

Maddox's Preschool Cuisine -- For la Creme de la Creme!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Brad and AngelinaTMZ.com: Fresh cod served with steamed broccoli and couscous -- the main course at a lavish New York gala? Nope. It's what Maddox Jolie-Pitt had for lunch yesterday at his private Manhattan school. Bon apptit!Little Maddox attends the prestigious Lyce... Read more

Who Would You Rather?
Filed under: Who Would You Rather?TMZ.com: While Harry Connick Jr. is celebrating his 40th birthday today, rapper/actor Ludacris is turning the big 3-0.The question is ... ... Read more

Look, It's Hayden! Look, It's Sarah!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Hayden PanettiereTMZ.com: Wouldn't it be great if every time someone asked you a question about Sarah Silverman, she magically appeared? Hayden Panettiere was at LAX last night, returning from the VMAs in Las Vegas, when paps started asking her about Britney Spears'... Read more

Tommy -- "Kid Pebble" Bitch-Slapped Me!
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, Pamela AndersonTMZ.com: Tommy Lee may have been on the receiving end of Kid Rock's fist at the MTV VMAs Sunday night, but Tommy saw fit to spit back at Kid last night on his site at TommyLee.tv, calling him a "country bumpkin" and pooh-poohing his punch as a "bitch slap."... Read more

Brit Can't Drink and Dance at Same Time
Filed under: Britney Spears, Let's Get This Party StartedTMZ.com: Britney Spears was allegedly sippin' margaritas rather than working to get her moves down while rehearsing her zombie "performance" this weekend, and her dancers were literally praying for salvation before their performance -- because they knew it... Read more

Dourdan's Special Need? Parking!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Damn the disabled -- if Gary Dourdan sees an open handicapped spot, he's taking it!TMZ caught the "CSI" star parking in a reserved spot in front of Viktor & Rolf on Sunset last night in L.A. -- though Dourdan's hot rod had no tag or sticker visible!... Read more

Fugly "Cavemen" Cast Clubbed by Buddy
Filed under: TVTMZ.com: There's plenty of pretty, well-airbrushed casts out there in the new TV season -- and then there's "Cavemen." Yes, we realize this is very species-ist of us, but if you don't want to look at those hairy, gnarled faces for a half-hour every week --... Read more

Pam Gets Paris' Sloppy Seconds
Filed under: Paris Hilton, Pamela AndersonTMZ.com: Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton now have something in common other than their bleach blonde hair and smash hit sex tapes. They both know amateur pornographer, Rick Salomon ... intimately!TMZ was outside Nobu in Malibu last night, where the former Mrs.... Read more

Madonna and The Purple Penetrator
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, MadonnaTMZ.com: Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend!Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.If... Read more

50 or Kanye? Try Colbie!
Filed under: MusicTMZ.com: The much-hyped album release battle between 50 Cent and Kanye West begins today, but the early clubhouse leader is an acoustic folk singer who got her break on MySpace. Take that, yo!Colbie Caillat's debut album, "Coco," has been out since July, but... Read more

Matthew McConaughey -- Jerk in a Shirt
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Matthew McConaugheyTMZ.com: A female fan waited more than two hours to take a picture with chesty Matthew McConaughey last night -- and he rewarded her patience by quickly blowing her off! Sorry, lady ... he's not for you! TMZ cameras caught the pony-tailed, toothpick-chewin'... Read more

50 Cent Milestone: Seven Years Without Being Shot!
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, 50 CentTMZ.com: Seven years ago, Fifty Cent (right) was shot nine times and left for dead. Today, the musclebound Fifty drops his latest album, "Curtis." To push sales, the mogul hired ice cream trucks in L.A. and NYC! Fitty will also be on Jimmy Kimmel tonight --... Read more

Hudgens to Go "Wild"?
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: If embattled "High School Musical" star Vanessa Hudgens decides to move on from Disney, Joe Francis says he'll be there to pick up the pieces! How convenient!TMZ has learned that Francis, King of the Boob Flash, has offered Hudgens $500,000 to "join... Read more

"Days of Our Lives" Star Busted for DUI
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, TVTMZ.com: Soap star Kirsten Storms, 23, was busted for drunk driving over the weekend. Here we go again! TMZ has learned that Storms, who's also on Disney's "Kim Possible," was traveling on a Los Angeles freeway when a CHP officer noticed a lit cigarette being... Read more

Johnny Knoxville -- Village People Reject
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: "In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas. In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease!"Johnny Knoxville showed up to upscale eatery Orso yesterday -- dressed in his best Navy uniform -- sporting a butch sailor's hat and powder blue button... Read more

Mr. Belding: The Perfect Gentleman
Filed under: TVTMZ.com: Each week, as Principal Belding on "Saved By the Bell," Dennis Haskins helped teach Zach and company right from wrong. On the streets of Hollywood last night, Haskins taught everyone a lesson in chivalry. Our photogs caught the portly former... Read more

Who's the Drag Queen?
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, We're Just Sayin'TMZ.com: We give you rocker Courtney Love (left) and the fabulous raconteur Lady Bunny (right)...Courtney's weird Marilyn Manson blue contacts make her look like she's starring in "Dune Does Drag."... Read more

Trick Daddy Busted on Fight Rap
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, TVTMZ.com: Rapper Trick Daddy was busted in Miami on Monday after he allegedly got into a fight at a strip club called Tootsie's Cabaret. Classy!Cops say the rapper, whose real name is Maurice Young, resisted arrest. They've also charged him with disorderly... Read more

Fugly "Cavemen" Cast Clubbed by Buddy
Filed under: TVTMZ.com: There's plenty of pretty, well-airbrushed casts out there in the new TV season -- and then there's "Cavemen." Yes, we realize this is very species-ist of us, but if you don't want to look at those hairy, gnarled faces for a half-hour ever week. No,... Read more

Who's the Drag Queen?
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, We're Just Sayin'TMZ.com: We give you rocker Courtney Love (left) and the fabulous raconteur Lady Bunny (right)...Courtney's weird Marilyn Manson blue contacts make her look like she's starring in "Dune Does Drag."... Read more

Trick Daddy Busted on Fight Rap
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, TVTMZ.com: Rapper Trick Daddy was busted in Miami on Monday after he allegedly got into a fight at a strip club called Tootsie's Cabaret. Classy!Cops say the rapper, whose real name is Maurice Young, resisted arrest. They've also charged him with disorderly... Read more

Pam Gets Paris' Sloppy Seconds
Filed under: Paris Hilton, Pamela AndersonTMZ.com: Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton now have something in common other than their bleach blonde hair and smash hit sex tapes. They both know amateur pornographer, Rick Salomon ... intimately!TMZ was outside Nobu in Malibu last night, where the former Mrs.... Read more

Matthew McConaughey -- Jerk in a Shirt
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Matthew McConaugheyTMZ.com: A female fan waited more than two hours to take a picture with chesty Matthew McConaughey last night -- and he rewarded her patience by quickly blowing her off! Sorry, lady ... he's not for you! TMZ cameras caught the pony-tailed, toothpick-chewin'... Read more

Mr. Belding: The Perfect Gentleman
Filed under: TVTMZ.com: Each week, as Principal Belding on "Saved By the Bell," Dennis Haskins helped teach Zach and company right from wrong. On the streets of Hollywood last night, Haskins taught everyone a lesson in chivalry. Our photogs caught the portly former... Read more

Dannielynn is One, Daniel Gone One Year
Filed under: Anna Nicole Smith, R.I.P.TMZ.com: Little Dannielynn Birkhead just celebrated her first birthday with a spectacular Kentucky bash, but her happy day reminded many that her half brother and Anna Nicole's first child, Daniel Smith, died tragically at age 20, one year ago today in Anna's... Read more

Mighty Duck Meets Helen of Troy
Filed under: Hook-UpsTMZ.com: Whoever said it pays to be in show business was right! Case in point: Joshua Jackson, aka Charlie Conway, the goal-scoring Mighty Duck has been dating Diane Kruger, the actress who played the hottest woman who ever lived, Helen of "Troy." Quack ...... Read more

Tommy Lee -- No Stranger to Gettin' Whupped
Filed under: Paparazzi VideoTMZ.com: Tommy Lee got a beating from Kid Rock at the VMAs Sunday night, but it wasn't the first set of knuckles to connect with the Motley drummer's jaw -- and TMZ has the tape to prove it!TMZ obtained this violent footage, shot in February 2006 while Lee... Read more

"The Bachelor" Moves on -- Next!
Filed under: TVTMZ.com: Last season's "The Bachelor" hunk, Navy Lt. Andy Baldwin, called off his engagement to Tessa Horst last month, and yesterday he was seen in an L.A. park, snuggling with Miss Iran, Sepideh Haftgoli -- who misses Iran?! Small world -- she's dated David... Read more

Sizemore Now State Property
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Train WrecksTMZ.com: Troubled actor Tom Sizemore was moved from L.A. County Jail to state prison, in order to start serving time for probation violation in relation to a 2004 methamphetamine conviction. On June 25, the "Blackhawk Down" star was sentenced to 16 months,... Read more

Tito: Damn! I Get to Hit That Every Day!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot VegasTMZ.com: Tito Ortiz knows he's the luckiest man on earth.TMZ got this snap of the UFC fighter in Body English at the Hard Rock, drooling gazing lovingly at Jenna. Haters, line forms to the left.... Read more

Judge to Bach: You Better Get a Movin'!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, City Of IndustryTMZ.com: TMZ was in court today as a judge told a sobbing Pamela Bach she'll need to move out of her house... or show up in court as planned on October 1!Bach had requested a delay of the financial trial with her ex, David Hasselhoff, so her accountants can... Read more

Maddox's Preschool Cuisine -- For la Creme de la Creme!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Brad and AngelinaTMZ.com: Fresh cod served with steamed broccoli and couscous -- the main course at a lavish New York gala? Nope. It's what Maddox Jolie-Pitt had for lunch yesterday at his private Manhattan school. Bon apptit!Little Maddox attends the prestigious Lyce... Read more

Who Would You Rather?
Filed under: Who Would You Rather?TMZ.com: While Harry Connick Jr. is celebrating his 40th birthday today, rapper/actor Ludacris is turning the big 3-0.The question is ... ... Read more

Tommy -- "Kid Pebble" Bitch-Slapped Me!
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, Pamela AndersonTMZ.com: Tommy Lee may have been on the receiving end of Kid Rock's fist at the MTV VMAs Sunday night, but Tommy saw fit to spit back at Kid last night on his site at TommyLee.tv, calling him a "country bumpkin" and pooh-poohing his punch as a "bitch slap."... Read more

Brit Can't Drink and Dance at Same Time
Filed under: Britney Spears, Let's Get This Party StartedTMZ.com: Britney Spears was allegedly sippin' margaritas rather than working to get her moves down while rehearsing her zombie "performance" this weekend, and her dancers were literally praying for salvation before their performance -- because they knew it... Read more

Dourdan's Special Need? Parking!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Damn the disabled -- if Gary Dourdan sees an open handicapped spot, he's taking it!TMZ caught the "CSI" star parking in a reserved spot in front of Viktor & Rolf on Sunset last night in L.A. -- though Dourdan's hot rod had no tag or sticker visible!... Read more

Pam Gets Paris' Sloppy Seconds
Filed under: Paris Hilton, Pamela AndersonTMZ.com: Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton now have something in common other than their bleach blonde hair and smash hit sex tapes. They both know amateur pornographer, Rick Salomon ... intimately!TMZ was outside Nobu in Malibu last night, where the former Mrs.... Read more

Madonna and The Purple Penetrator
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, MadonnaTMZ.com: Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend!Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator... Read more

50 or Kanye? Try Colbie!
Filed under: MusicTMZ.com: The much-hyped album release battle between 50 Cent and Kanye West begins today, but the early clubhouse leader is an acoustic folk singer who got her break on MySpace. Take that, yo!Colbie Caillat's debut album, "Coco," has been out since July, but... Read more

Matthew McConaughey -- Jerk in a Shirt
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Matthew McConaugheyTMZ.com: A female fan waited more than two hours to take a picture with chesty Matthew McConaughey last night -- and he rewarded her patience by quickly blowing her off! Sorry, lady ... he's not for you! TMZ cameras caught the pony-tailed, toothpick-chewin'... Read more

Hudgens to Go "Wild"?
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: If embattled "High School Musical" star Vanessa Hudgens decides to move on from Disney, Joe Francis says he'll be there to pick up the pieces! How convenient!TMZ has learned that Francis, King of the Boob Flash, has offered Hudgens $500,000 to "join... Read more

"Days of Our Lives" Star Busted for DUI
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, TVTMZ.com: Soap star Kirsten Storms, 23, was busted for drunk driving over the weekend. Here we go again! TMZ has learned that Storms, who's also on Disney's "Kim Possible," was traveling on a Los Angeles freeway when a CHP officer noticed a lit cigarette being... Read more

Mr. Belding: The Perfect Gentleman
Filed under: TVTMZ.com: Each week, as Principal Belding on "Saved By the Bell," Dennis Haskins helped teach Zach and company right from wrong. On the streets of Hollywood last night, Haskins taught everyone a lesson in chivalry. Our photogs caught the portly former... Read more

Hudgens to Go "Wild"?
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: If embattled "High School Musical" star Vanessa Hudgens decides to move on from Disney, Joe Francis says he'll be there to pick up the pieces! How convenient!TMZ has learned that Francis, King of the Boob Flash, has offered Hudgens $500,000 to "join... Read more

Madonna and The Purple Penetrator
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, MadonnaTMZ.com: Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend!Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator... Read more

50 or Kanye? Try Colbie!
Filed under: MusicTMZ.com: The much-hyped album release battle between 50 Cent and Kanye West begins today, but the early clubhouse leader is an acoustic folk singer who got her break on MySpace. Take that, yo!Colbie Caillat's debut album, "Coco," has been out since July, but... Read more

"Days of Our Lives" Star Busted for DUI
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, TVTMZ.com: Soap star Kirsten Storms, 23, was busted for drunk driving over the weekend. Here we go again! TMZ has learned that Storms, who's also on Disney's "Kim Possible," was traveling on a Los Angeles freeway when a CHP officer noticed a lit cigarette being... Read more

Dourdan's Special Need? Parking!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Damn the disabled -- if Gary Dourdan sees an open handicapped spot, he's taking it!TMZ caught the "CSI" star parking in a reserved spot in front of Viktor & Rolf on Sunset last night in L.A. -- though Dourdan's hot rod had no tag or sticker visible!... Read more

Brit Can't Drink and Dance at Same Time
Filed under: Britney Spears, Let's Get This Party StartedTMZ.com: Britney Spears was allegedly sippin' margaritas rather than working to get her moves down while rehearsing her slut-zombie "performance" this weekend, and her dancers were literally praying for salvation before their performance -- because they knew... Read more

Britney's Career: 1998 - 2007
Filed under: Britney Spears, R.I.P.TMZ.com: Record Yours Play Comments ... Read more

Fan Freaks for Jessica
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Sultry grandma Jessica Simpson was leaving New York restaurant Da Silvano yesterday, when an over excited fan bleated like an abandoned fawn! Jessica's jaw dropped as she entered her waiting SUV, and as she did, the fan's howling hosanna escalated --... Read more

VMA Bad Fashion 2007
Filed under: Train WrecksTMZ.com: While Britney trainwrecked, a slew of rockers, celebs and reality TV rejects donned their worst to witness it. Some stars should be heard and not seen, as proved by this year's crop of VMA casualties. Click on in for a look at some of this year's VMA... Read more

Cristiano Ronaldo -- Baby Got Back!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Talk SportsTMZ.com: Manchester United football player Cristiano Ronaldo was spotted vacationing in Portugal over the weekend showing off some major talent. TMZ would give you a front view, but we can't risk being held liable for any strokes or heart failure that the... Read more

Cisco Adler: Fun with a Funnel
Filed under: Hot VegasTMZ.com: Cisco Adler sure knows how to party ... like a frat boy! The Whitestarr frontman was seen wandering through the lobby of the Palms hotel last night after the VMAs -- with a funnel in his hand! He turned to our cameraman and yelled, "We're going back... Read more

Joe Jackson -- Beat It!
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: If it were 1968, Joe Jackson would be the escorted through a private entrance to the hottest L.A. clubs and given the V.I.P. treatment -- but forty years later, he can't even get through the front door! TMZ spotted the tyrannical dad attempting to... Read more

Lane Garrison's Prison Break
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, TVTMZ.com: TMZ has learned that actor Lane Garrison has been moved back to Twin Towers jail in downtown Los Angeles.Terry Thornton, spokeswoman for the Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation tells TMZ, "Lane Garrison has completed his diagnosis testing... Read more

Dre, Timbaland and Levine Show Off Their Guns
Filed under: Music, Beauty, Hot BodiesTMZ.com: In between all the lip synching, bitch slappin' and sore-losing at last night's VMAs, some musicians found time to show off their newly ripped, worked-out bods! Gimme more!Looking like "Fan 4's" The Thing, Dr. Dre appeared in all his massive... Read more

Dannielynn is One, Daniel Gone One Year
Filed under: Anna Nicole Smith, R.I.P.TMZ.com: Little Dannielynn Birkhead just celebrated her first birthday with a spectacular Kentucky bash, but her happy day reminded many that her half brother and Anna Nicole's first child, Daniel Smith, died tragically at age 20, one year ago today in Anna's... Read more

Mighty Duck Meets Helen of Troy
Filed under: Hook-UpsTMZ.com: Whoever said it pays to be in show business was right! Case in point: Joshua Jackson, aka Charlie Conway, the goal-scoring Mighty Duck has been dating Diane Kruger, the actress who played the hottest woman who ever lived, Helen of "Troy." Quack ...... Read more

Tommy Lee -- No Stranger to Gettin' Whupped
Filed under: Paparazzi VideoTMZ.com: Tommy Lee got a beating from Kid Rock at the VMAs Sunday night, but it wasn't the first set of knuckles to connect with the Motley drummer's jaw -- and TMZ has the tape to prove it!TMZ obtained this violent footage, shot in February 2006 while Lee... Read more

Movie Star's Shadiest Role ... Caught On Tape
Filed under: TV, Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Wardrobe did not order this costume change! TMZ has obtained surveillance tape of "Pulp Fiction" star Peter Greene slipping on a ski mask and doing some very shady stuff in a parking garage.The footage,shot on August 29, shows Greene entering a... Read more

"The Bachelor" Moves on -- Next!
Filed under: TVTMZ.com: Last season's "The Bachelor" hunk, Navy Lt. Andy Baldwin, called off his engagement to Tessa Horst last month, and yesterday he was seen in an L.A. park, snuggling with Miss Iran, Sepideh Haftgoli -- who misses Iran?! Small world -- she's dated David... Read more

Sizemore Now State Property
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Train WrecksTMZ.com: Troubled actor Tom Sizemore was moved from L.A. County Jail to state prison, in order to start serving time for probation violation in relation to a 2004 methamphetamine conviction. On June 25, the "Blackhawk Down" star was sentenced to 16 months,... Read more

Tito: Damn! I Get to Hit That Every Day!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot VegasTMZ.com: Tito Ortiz knows he's the luckiest man on earth.TMZ got this snap of the UFC fighter in Body English at the Hard Rock, drooling gazing lovingly at Jenna. Haters, line forms to the left.... Read more

Judge to Bach: You Better Get a Movin'!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, City Of IndustryTMZ.com: TMZ was in court today as a judge told a sobbing Pamela Bach she'll need to move out of her house... or show up in court as planned on October 1!Bach had requested a delay of the financial trial with her ex, David Hasselhoff, so her accountants can... Read more

Maddox's Preschool Cuisine -- For la Creme de la Creme!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Brad and AngelinaTMZ.com: Fresh cod served with steamed broccoli and couscous -- the main course at a lavish New York gala? Nope. It's what Maddox Jolie-Pitt had for lunch yesterday at his private Manhattan school. Bon apptit!Little Maddox attends the prestigious Lyce... Read more

Who Would You Rather?
Filed under: Who Would You Rather?TMZ.com: While Harry Connick Jr. is celebrating his 40th birthday today, rapper/actor Ludacris is turning the big 3-0.The question is ... ... Read more

Tommy -- "Kid Pebble" Bitch-Slapped Me!
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, Pamela AndersonTMZ.com: Tommy Lee may have been on the receiving end of Kid Rock's fist at the MTV VMAs Sunday night, but Tommy saw fit to spit back at Kid last night on his site at TommyLee.tv, calling him a "country bumpkin" and pooh-poohing his punch as a "bitch slap."... Read more

Brit Can't Drink and Dance at Same Time
Filed under: Britney Spears, Let's Get This Party StartedTMZ.com: Britney Spears was allegedly sippin' margaritas rather than working to get her moves down while rehearsing her slut-zombie "performance" this weekend, and her dancers were literally praying for salvation before their performance -- because they knew... Read more

Tommy -- "Kid Pebble" Bitch-Slapped Me!
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, Pamela AndersonTMZ.com: Tommy Lee may have been on the receiving end of Kid Rock's fist at the MTV VMAs Sunday night, but Tommy saw fit to spit back at Kid last night on his site at TommyLee.tv, calling him a "country bumpkin" and pooh-poohing his punch as a "bitch slap."... Read more

Jamie Foxx Pours into Club -- to Bartend?
Filed under: Hot VegasTMZ.com: Oscar winner Jamie Foxx made a late night appearance at Tao nightclub in Vegas over the weekend, helping to do some in crowd bartending. Who needs a glass?!TMZ snapped this photo of Foxx around 4:00 AM at the Bocaj Vodka Party at the Venetian, where... Read more

Mr. Midler Gets Muscled
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: "First Wives Club" star Bette Midler needs to show off her hubby more often! Bette was posing for pics during Fashion Week in NY when her husband decided to join her -- but security had other plans! A guard tried to physically remove Bette's man,... Read more

Fan Freaks for Jessica
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Sultry grandma Jessica Simpson was leaving New York restaurant Da Silvano yesterday, when an over excited fan bleated like an abandoned fawn! Jessica's jaw dropped as she entered her waiting SUV, and as she did, the fan's howling hosanna escalated --... Read more

Cristiano Ronaldo -- Baby Got Back!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Talk SportsTMZ.com: Manchester United football player Cristiano Ronaldo was spotted vacationing in Portugal over the weekend showing off some major talent. TMZ would give you a front view, but we can't risk being held liable for any strokes or heart failure that the... Read more

Cisco Adler: Fun with a Funnel
Filed under: Hot VegasTMZ.com: Cisco Adler sure knows how to party ... like a frat boy! The Whitestarr frontman was seen wandering through the lobby of the Palms hotel last night after the VMAs -- with a funnel in his hand! He turned to our cameraman and yelled, "We're going back... Read more

Joe Jackson -- Beat It!
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: If it were 1968, Joe Jackson would be the escorted through a private entrance to the hottest L.A. clubs and given the V.I.P. treatment -- but forty years later, he can't even get through the front door! TMZ spotted the tyrannical dad attempting to... Read more

Lane Garrison's Prison Break
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, TVTMZ.com: TMZ has learned that actor Lane Garrison has been moved back to Twin Towers jail in downtown Los Angeles.Terry Thornton, spokeswoman for the Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation tells TMZ, "Lane Garrison has completed his diagnosis testing... Read more

Dre, Timbaland and Levine Show Off Their Guns
Filed under: Music, Beauty, Hot BodiesTMZ.com: In between all the lip synching, bitch slappin' and sore-losing at last night's VMAs, some musicians found time to show off their newly ripped, worked-out bods! Gimme more!Looking like "Fan 4's" The Thing, Dr. Dre appeared in all his massive... Read more

Dannielynn is One, Daniel Gone One Year
Filed under: Anna Nicole Smith, R.I.P.TMZ.com: Little Dannielynn Birkhead just celebrated her first birthday with a spectacular Kentucky bash, but her happy day reminded many that her half brother and Anna Nicole's first child, Daniel Smith, died tragically at age 20, one year ago today in Anna's... Read more

Mighty Duck Meets Helen of Troy
Filed under: Hook-UpsTMZ.com: Whoever said it pays to be in show business was right! Case in point: Joshua Jackson, aka Charlie Conway, the goal-scoring Mighty Duck has been dating Diane Kruger, the actress who played the hottest woman who ever lived, Helen of "Troy." Quack ...... Read more

Tommy Lee -- No Stranger to Gettin' Whupped
Filed under: Paparazzi VideoTMZ.com: Tommy Lee got a beating from Kid Rock at the VMAs Sunday night, but it wasn't the first set of knuckles to connect with the Motley drummer's jaw -- and TMZ has the tape to prove it!TMZ obtained this violent footage, shot in February 2006 while Lee... Read more

Movie Star's Shadiest Role ... Caught On Tape
Filed under: TV, Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Wardrobe did not order this costume change! TMZ has obtained surveillance tape of "Pulp Fiction" star Peter Greene slipping on a ski mask and doing some very shady stuff in a parking garage.The footage,shot on August 29, shows Greene entering a... Read more

"The Bachelor" Moves on -- Next!
Filed under: TVTMZ.com: Last season's "The Bachelor" hunk, Navy Lt. Andy Baldwin, called off his engagement to Tessa Horst last month, and yesterday he was seen in an L.A. park, snuggling with Miss Iran, Sepideh Haftgoli -- who misses Iran?! Small world -- she's dated David... Read more

Sizemore Now State Property
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Train WrecksTMZ.com: Troubled actor Tom Sizemore was moved from L.A. County Jail to state prison, in order to start serving time for probation violation in relation to a 2004 methamphetamine conviction. On June 25, the "Blackhawk Down" star was sentenced to 16 months,... Read more

Tito: Damn! I Get to Hit That Every Day!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot VegasTMZ.com: Tito Ortiz knows he's the luckiest man on earth.TMZ got this snap of the UFC fighter in Body English at the Hard Rock, drooling gazing lovingly at Jenna. Haters, line forms to the left.... Read more

Judge to Bach: You Better Get a Movin'!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, City Of IndustryTMZ.com: TMZ was in court today as a judge told a sobbing Pamela Bach she'll need to move out of her house... or show up in court as planned on October 1!Bach had requested a delay of the financial trial with her ex, David Hasselhoff, so her accountants can... Read more

Maddox's Preschool Cuisine -- For la Creme de la Creme!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Brad and AngelinaTMZ.com: Fresh cod served with steamed broccoli and couscous -- the main course at a lavish New York gala? Nope. It's what Maddox Jolie-Pitt had for lunch yesterday at his private Manhattan school. Bon apptit!Little Maddox attends the prestigious Lyce... Read more

Who Would You Rather?
Filed under: Who Would You Rather?TMZ.com: While Harry Connick Jr. is celebrating his 40th birthday today, rapper/actor Ludacris is turning the big 3-0.The question is ... ... Read more

Jamie Foxx Pours into Club -- to Bartend?
Filed under: Hot VegasTMZ.com: Oscar winner Jamie Foxx made a late night appearance at Tao nightclub in Vegas over the weekend, helping to do some in crowd bartending. Who needs a glass?!TMZ snapped this photo of Foxx around 4:00 AM at the Bocaj Vodka Party at the Venetian, where... Read more

Mr. Midler Gets Muscled
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: "First Wives Club" star Bette Midler needs to show off her hubby more often! Bette was posing for pics during Fashion Week in NY when her husband decided to join her -- but security had other plans! A guard tried to physically remove Bette's man,... Read more

Britney's Career: 1998 - 2007
Filed under: Britney Spears, R.I.P.TMZ.com: Record Yours Play Comments ... Read more

Fan Freaks for Jessica
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Sultry grandma Jessica Simpson was leaving New York restaurant Da Silvano yesterday, when an over excited fan bleated like an abandoned fawn! Jessica's jaw dropped as she entered her waiting SUV, and as she did, the fan's howling hosanna escalated --... Read more

VMA Bad Fashion 2007
Filed under: Train WrecksTMZ.com: While Britney trainwrecked, a slew of rockers, celebs and reality TV rejects donned their worst to witness it. Some stars should be heard and not seen, as proved by this year's crop of VMA casualties. Click on in for a look at some of this year's VMA... Read more

Cristiano Ronaldo -- Baby Got Back!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Talk SportsTMZ.com: Manchester United football player Cristiano Ronaldo was spotted vacationing in Portugal over the weekend showing off some major talent. TMZ would give you a front view, but we can't risk being held liable for any strokes or heart failure that the... Read more

Cisco Adler: Fun with a Funnel
Filed under: Hot VegasTMZ.com: Cisco Adler sure knows how to party ... like a frat boy! The Whitestarr frontman was seen wandering through the lobby of the Palms hotel last night after the VMAs -- with a funnel in his hand! He turned to our cameraman and yelled, "We're going back... Read more

Joe Jackson -- Beat It!
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: If it were 1968, Joe Jackson would be the escorted through a private entrance to the hottest L.A. clubs and given the V.I.P. treatment -- but forty years later, he can't even get through the front door! TMZ spotted the tyrannical dad attempting to... Read more

Lane Garrison's Prison Break
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, TVTMZ.com: TMZ has learned that actor Lane Garrison has been moved back to Twin Towers jail in downtown Los Angeles.Terry Thornton, spokeswoman for the Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation tells TMZ, "Lane Garrison has completed his diagnosis testing... Read more

Dre, Timbaland and Levine Show Off Their Guns
Filed under: Music, Beauty, Hot BodiesTMZ.com: In between all the lip synching, bitch slappin' and sore-losing at last night's VMAs, some musicians found time to show off their newly ripped, worked-out bods! Gimme more!Looking like "Fan 4's" The Thing, Dr. Dre appeared in all his massive... Read more

Dannielynn is One, Daniel Gone One Year
Filed under: Anna Nicole Smith, R.I.P.TMZ.com: Little Dannielynn Birkhead just celebrated her first birthday with a spectacular Kentucky bash, but her happy day reminded many that her half brother and Anna Nicole's first child, Daniel Smith, died tragically at age 20, one year ago today in Anna's... Read more

Mighty Duck Meets Helen of Troy
Filed under: Hook-UpsTMZ.com: Whoever said it pays to be in show business was right! Case in point: Joshua Jackson, aka Charlie Conway, the goal-scoring Mighty Duck has been dating Diane Kruger, the actress who played the hottest woman who ever lived, Helen of "Troy." Quack ...... Read more

Tommy Lee -- No Stranger to Gettin' Whupped
Filed under: Paparazzi VideoTMZ.com: Tommy Lee got a beating from Kid Rock at the VMAs Sunday night, but it wasn't the first set of knuckles to connect with the Motley drummer's jaw -- and TMZ has the tape to prove it!TMZ obtained this violent footage, shot in February 2006 while Lee... Read more

Movie Star's Shadiest Role ... Caught On Tape
Filed under: TV, Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Wardrobe did not order this costume change! TMZ has obtained surveillance tape of "Pulp Fiction" star Peter Greene slipping on a ski mask and doing some very shady stuff in a parking garage.The footage,shot on August 29, shows Greene entering a... Read more

"The Bachelor" Moves on -- Next!
Filed under: TVTMZ.com: Last season's "The Bachelor" hunk, Navy Lt. Andy Baldwin, called off his engagement to Tessa Horst last month, and yesterday he was seen in an L.A. park, snuggling with Miss Iran, Sepideh Haftgoli -- who misses Iran?! Small world -- she's dated David... Read more

Sizemore Now State Property
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Train WrecksTMZ.com: Troubled actor Tom Sizemore was moved from L.A. County Jail to state prison, in order to start serving time for probation violation in relation to a 2004 methamphetamine conviction. On June 25, the "Blackhawk Down" star was sentenced to 16 months,... Read more

Tito: Damn! I Get to Hit That Every Day!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot VegasTMZ.com: Tito Ortiz knows he's the luckiest man on earth.TMZ got this snap of the UFC fighter in Body English at the Hard Rock, drooling gazing lovingly at Jenna. Haters, line forms to the left.... Read more

Judge to Bach: You Better Get a Movin'!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, City Of IndustryTMZ.com: TMZ was in court today as a judge told a sobbing Pamela Bach she'll need to move out of her house... or show up in court as planned on October 1!Bach had requested a delay of the financial trial with her ex, David Hasselhoff, so her accountants can... Read more

Maddox's Preschool Cuisine -- For la Creme de la Creme!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Brad and AngelinaTMZ.com: Fresh cod served with steamed broccoli and couscous -- the main course at a lavish New York gala? Nope. It's what Maddox Jolie-Pitt had for lunch yesterday at his private Manhattan school. Bon apptit!Little Maddox attends the prestigious Lyce... Read more

Who Would You Rather?
Filed under: Who Would You Rather?TMZ.com: While Harry Connick Jr. is celebrating his 40th birthday today, rapper/actor Ludacris is turning the big 3-0.The question is ... ... Read more

Jamie Foxx Pours into Club -- to Bartend?
Filed under: Hot VegasTMZ.com: Oscar winner Jamie Foxx made a late night appearance at Tao nightclub in Vegas over the weekend, helping to do some in crowd bartending. Who needs a glass?!TMZ snapped this photo of Foxx around 4:00 AM at the Bocaj Vodka Party at the Venetian, where... Read more

Mr. Midler Gets Muscled
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: "First Wives Club" star Bette Midler needs to show off her hubby more often! Bette was posing for pics during Fashion Week in NY when her husband decided to join her -- but security had other plans! A guard tried to physically remove Bette's man,... Read more

Britney's Career: 1998 - 2007
Filed under: Britney Spears, R.I.P.TMZ.com: Record Yours Play Comments ... Read more

Fan Freaks for Jessica
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Sultry grandma Jessica Simpson was leaving New York restaurant Da Silvano yesterday, when an over excited fan bleated like an abandoned fawn! Jessica's jaw dropped as she entered her waiting SUV, and as she did, the fan's howling hosanna escalated --... Read more

VMA Bad Fashion 2007
Filed under: Train WrecksTMZ.com: While Britney trainwrecked, a slew of rockers, celebs and reality TV rejects donned their worst to witness it. Some stars should be heard and not seen, as proved by this year's crop of VMA casualties. Click on in for a look at some of this year's VMA... Read more

Cristiano Ronaldo -- Baby Got Back!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Talk SportsTMZ.com: Manchester United football player Cristiano Ronaldo was spotted vacationing in Portugal over the weekend showing off some major talent. TMZ would give you a front view, but we can't risk being held liable for any strokes or heart failure that the... Read more

Cisco Adler: Fun with a Funnel
Filed under: Hot VegasTMZ.com: Cisco Adler sure knows how to party ... like a frat boy! The Whitestarr frontman was seen wandering through the lobby of the Palms hotel last night after the VMAs -- with a funnel in his hand! He turned to our cameraman and yelled, "We're going back... Read more

Joe Jackson -- Beat It!
Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: If it were 1968, Joe Jackson would be the escorted through a private entrance to the hottest L.A. clubs and given the V.I.P. treatment -- but forty years later, he can't even get through the front door! TMZ spotted the tyrannical dad attempting to... Read more

Lane Garrison's Prison Break
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, TVTMZ.com: TMZ has learned that actor Lane Garrison has been moved back to Twin Towers jail in downtown Los Angeles.Terry Thornton, spokeswoman for the Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation tells TMZ, "Lane Garrison has completed his diagnosis testing... Read more

Dre, Timbaland and Levine Show Off Their Guns
Filed under: Music, Beauty, Hot BodiesTMZ.com: In between all the lip synching, bitch slappin' and sore-losing at last night's VMAs, some musicians found time to show off their newly ripped, worked-out bods! Gimme more!Looking like "Fan 4's" The Thing, Dr. Dre appeared in all his massive... Read more

Dannielynn is One, Daniel Gone One Year
Filed under: Anna Nicole Smith, R.I.P.TMZ.com: Little Dannielynn Birkhead just celebrated her first birthday with a spectacular Kentucky bash, but her happy day reminded many that her half brother and Anna Nicole's first child, Daniel Smith, died tragically at age 20, one year ago today in Anna's... Read more

Mighty Duck Meets Helen of Troy
Filed under: Hook-UpsTMZ.com: Whoever said it pays to be in show business was right! Case in point: Joshua Jackson, aka Charlie Conway, the goal-scoring Mighty Duck has been dating Diane Kruger, the actress who played the hottest woman who ever lived, Helen of "Troy." Quack ...... Read more

Tommy Lee -- No Stranger to Gettin' Whupped
Filed under: Paparazzi VideoTMZ.com: Tommy Lee got a beating from Kid Rock at the VMAs Sunday night, but it wasn't the first set of knuckles to connect with the Motley drummer's jaw -- and TMZ has the tape to prove it!TMZ obtained this violent footage, shot in February 2006 while Lee... Read more

Movie Star's Shadiest Role ... Caught On Tape
Filed under: TV, Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Wardrobe did not order this costume change! TMZ has obtained surveillance tape of "Pulp Fiction" star Peter Greene slipping on a ski mask and doing some very shady stuff in a parking garage.The footage,shot on August 29, shows Greene entering a... Read more

"The Bachelor" Moves on -- Next!
Filed under: TVTMZ.com: Last season's "The Bachelor" hunk, Navy Lt. Andy Baldwin, called off his engagement to Tessa Horst last month, and yesterday he was seen in an L.A. park, snuggling with Miss Iran, Sepideh Haftgoli -- who misses Iran?! Small world -- she's dated David... Read more

Sizemore Now State Property
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Train WrecksTMZ.com: Troubled actor Tom Sizemore was moved from L.A. County Jail to state prison, in order to start serving time for probation violation in relation to a 2004 methamphetamine conviction. On June 25, the "Blackhawk Down" star was sentenced to 16 months,... Read more

Tito: Damn! I Get to Hit That Every Day!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot VegasTMZ.com: Tito Ortiz knows he's the luckiest man on earth.TMZ got this snap of the UFC fighter in Body English at the Hard Rock, drooling gazing lovingly at Jenna. Haters, line forms to the left.... Read more

Judge to Bach: You Better Get a Movin'!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, City Of IndustryTMZ.com: TMZ was in court today as a judge told a sobbing Pamela Bach she'll need to move out of her house... or show up in court as planned on October 1!Bach had requested a delay of the financial trial with her ex, David Hasselhoff, so her accountants can... Read more

Maddox's Preschool Cuisine -- For la Creme de la Creme!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Brad and AngelinaTMZ.com: Fresh cod served with steamed broccoli and couscous -- the main course at a lavish New York gala? Nope. It's what Maddox Jolie-Pitt had for lunch yesterday at his private Manhattan school. Bon apptit!Little Maddox attends the prestigious Lyce... Read more

Who Would You Rather?
Filed under: Who Would You Rather?TMZ.com: While Harry Connick Jr. is celebrating his 40th birthday today, rapper/actor Ludacris is turning the big 3-0.The question is ... ... Read more